Wish granted! Your back stops hurting, but you begin to experience muscle spasms and aches everywhere else!

I wish that I never had to go grocery shopping.

Originally Posted by Bette k:
Wish granted, your daughter now has a wonderful job, fabulous apartment, and rich boyfriend, but it's all on the otherside of the country and she never calls you.

I wish I had a weekend on a tropical island.

She already lives on the other side of the country and doesn't call....:(

OK... You have a weekend on a tropical island.....BUT it is because you were shipwrecked and only you and a case of pickled pigs feet landed safely.

I wish... I was nicer to people.

You are nicer to everyone and now they are starting to wonder why you don't come over more, or come shopping with them, or buy them gifts or do everything in the world that they want.

I wish I were an actress.

Wish granted :). You are now an actress in 'adult' films...

I wish I could eat everything I wanted without gaining weight.

Wish granted: you have eaten fried chicken, fries, chocolate cake, tempura, everything you have ever wanted to eat for a whole year now. You are a perfect size 6 but have just returned from the doctor only to be told you have ischaemic heart disease and diabetes, and have 12 months left to live. Sorry about that!

I wish I could ride a horse through the Outback of Australia

Wish granted. You rode horseback through the Outback of Australia naked so now you're sunburned to a crisp.

I wish my weekends were 3 days long.

Wish granted, you now have 3 day weekends, but they have changed the week to 10 days long.

I wish I had a bigger house

Wish granted you have a bigger house ,but your in-law house burns down and they move in with you.

I wish I won the lottery

Wish granted, you won the lottery but you were one of 35 other people and ended up only getting about 14 cents

I wish i was photogenic

Wish granted: You are now very photogenic and your 16 year old son found pictures of you when he went to a porn site on the internet.

I wish I worked normal hours instead of night shift.

Wish granted, you now work day shift, but thats because you got fired from your job and now spend your days shoveling buffolo dung at the local zoo

i wish my mother wasnt such a condensending pessimestic rotten B*t*h

Your wish is granted
 

Your mother is no longer a

Originally Posted by :
a condensending pessimestic rotten B*t*h

, she is now a snivelling, whining drooling mother who wants your approval for everything.

I wish....I wasn't so hungry today!:^:

Your mother is no longer a
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a condensending pessimestic rotten B*t*h

, she is now a snivelling, whining drooling mother who wants your approval for everything.

I wish....I wasn't so hungry today!

:D Your wish is granted....you are not so hungry today because your in-laws will be staying over and eaten you out of house and home. You'll be so busy cooking for them....you won't have time to worry about hunger!

I wish...I could train my dog to stop barking so much!!

Your wish is granted. Your dogs don't bark as much but your neighbors got 3 new dogs and they bark constantly.

I wish I didn't have to work