This is a fun thread! I'm definitely one of the ones that would not give it a nice name though lol...The string of insults in the Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, you know, that Chevy Chase calls his boss...those would work...

My scale is definitely the place my soul goes to die, even when I am a healthy weight. I really need to just throw the damn thing out!! :P

Good post!!

This year I upgrade my scale for a digital one..Eat Smart brand..and since I do not have any off line friends... I call my new scale BFF...Best Friend Forever...Now am learning to see my BFF each week.. :goodscale

LOL! Ah, you guys are so funny!

I started talking to mine as soon as I step into the bathroom to weigh. Trying to sweet talk it into giving me a nice number. I think I'll just start calling it Barry. Don't know why, but it fits for me.

I will call mine Meanie!

Defective POS. I barely get on it anymore.