It's so much fun and it looks really impressive. There are classes in most big cities, you should give it a try!

I guess I have two more:
I gave birth to my son at home, in my bathroom, on purpose.
My favorite possession is my didymos woven wrap baby carrier. It is so pretty and soft, it makes me happy every time I see it. I sit on it in the car and wrap it around me when I watch TV. I am an adult with a security blanket.

I liked stripping. Dancing and being naked was a lot of fun, and I miss the work sometimes . The sales aspect was emotionally draining sometimes, but so is any sales job.

ETA: and the money was niiice. ~ $1000 a week, working 4 7-hour days.

Yeah, that would be nice money. I don't have the body for it though, I have a flapping gut and stretch marks and 32As.

Haha, you've never been to a strip club, eh? Because all those girls have stretch marks and cellulite. They hide it with fake tan, body makeup and colored lights. You would have made money at the club where I worked; we were a homogeneous group. In two years we had one Asian dancer, and when she quit customers asked, "where's China?" for months.

oooo krampus perhaps we can make some extra cash as like an asian special or something! 0_0!!!

I have some friends who are burlesque dancers (and do fantastically nerdy acts)...I wish that I had their confidence...

ultrapeaches, are you familiar with the comedian Jim Gaffigan? His new routine includes some great stuff about all his kids being born at home - like, when he tells people about home birth, they say: "Oh, we thought about doing that, but we wanted our baby to live." (Another favorite bit: when people ask him what it's like to be having their 4th child, he says it's like you're drowning - and then someone hands you a baby.)

krampus, isn't there a strip club on Central Ave? ;)

Here's something random: I hate beach volleyball. HAAAATE. Bring on the track and field, NBC! I can't stay up until midnight!!

Since I can't sleep, I'm laying in bed and typing this on my phone.

I've had a crazy love for health food stores, as if the key to my happiness resides within. But I tend to stay away since they're so expensive and because I often feel many of the products are fake and pretentious.

When I was a kid, my favorite make-believe game was "business woman." I'd put on a white button-up shirt, borrow my Mom's old glasses, put my hair in a bun, and make a desk out of a box. And I'd pound on that "desk" and demand that work be done!

I'm 36 and have only ever dated two people. The second person is now my husband, and we met online while I was still dating my first boyfriend! But nothing happened between us until the first guy became my ex. ;)

I grew up in the Midwest, but moved to Vegas to be closer to my now husband.

I've had severe anxiety issues, bad enough to interfere with daily living, but have found relief with B vitamins. I feel almost normal again after experiencing years of trying to hide feeling so dysfunctional.

I love animated movies, especially Disney. When I was a kid I wanted to be an animator, but that didn't quite happen. I still love to draw though.

I used to be quite the Sailormoon fanatic. In addition to my DVD's and a handful if merchandise, I own about 50 different music CD's from and inspired by the show, most of which are Japanese. Even though I don't speak the language.

I need to learn Spanish so I can finally understand all the conversation happening at my in-law's. I took two years in high school but that wasn't enough, apparently.

I despise it when girls type without capital letters and punctuation just because it's "cute."

We're moving to a new place across town next week.

I love having dark hair. I've tried on blonde wigs before and it just doesn't suit me at all.

My mom made me cut my hair super short when I was a kid, and I hated it. I think I'm still in active rebellion over that by keeping it long, even though I was still practically a kid when she died.

Out of the immediate family I grew up with (mom, dad, two brothers), all that's left is me and my oldest brother. Our relationship is rocky.

My favorite color is purple, and I love wearing black. Even if I was thin I'd wear a lot of black.

I am never buying Walmart jeans again. Never. I just found some from another store that fit me properly and will never go back.

Iv'e never been thin as an adult. I've never even been under 220 as an adult I often wonder what it's like. I'm currently sitting at the lowest I've been in 12 years, as of today.

One of my best friends is someone I've never met in person.

I laughed so hard reading all of your stuff!

I'll try!

I'm watching the bronze medal game in women's soccer and the Canada girls looks exausted, I really think we're gonna lose on this one.

I'm French Canadian.

I find it really difficult to apply for job and never get any feedback.

My cat puked 3 times last night and the boyfriend walked in one while dressing up this morning (I know it was disguting, but I had so much trouble not laughing...!)

My dad has a a new girlfriend (my mom died 2 years ago) and I really don't care whatsoever in meeting her kids.

My boyfriend and I have a top 5 list of celebrity people that we would be allowed to have sex with if we had the chance. We talk about it frequently, adding of taking out people of it and debating why.

Update : Canada won the bronze medal! yeah!

I love EVERYONE's random!!!!! :D

Yay for the bronze medal Canada!!
Random: I'm wearing pants that are too tight in the waist, and I'm trying to decide if there's a way I can undo them without anyone noticing!

Okay, this is cool!

-I could practice piano all day long. I'm obsessed.
-I own an ipod, but I don't ever use it. I prefer CD's.
-I love watching Adult Swim from 9pm to 12midnight. It puts me to sleep.
-My daughter is amazing, and the 50lbs I gained for her to live was so worth it.
-I have this horrible problem in which I always go to the stores to look around, and I will shop for something for an hour, have it in my cart, but then decide I don't want it anymore and leave.
-I spend more money at the grocery store then on my wardrobe. Is there something wrong with that?
-I have 2 of the coolest cats ever!
-I hate doing laundry. period.
-I love zumba, I just don't do it enough.

This should be fun
I love purple, always have
I prefer to work in the evenings or graveyard shift
I'm really really thirsty but to lazy to get up and get a drink
I love walking. Appalachian trail I am going to walk you one day!
Despite the few bad customers (like I had last night!) love my job
I hate shopping for anything but books. If it's books I'll never leave the place

We spend more money on food than our mortgage (taxes and insurance included)!

I need to get my oil changed, front end aligned and/or rear struts, air conditioner in my vehicle fixed and 4 new tires. I need a 2nd job. :'(