I can eat an entire box of Little Debbie oatmeal pies in about 20 minutes.

I love the TMZ website. I visit it everyday

I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy. Fart jokes? Love em. Bathroom humor? Bring it on.

I am not a people person

I love to read

I am a huge fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000 (like Mike as the host, sorry Joel fans)

My boyfriend is craning his neck right now to see what I am typing

zoesmom: THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST WEDDING EVER.
katbot: Yes Paavo. I <3 him. I've seen them live twice now and he just looks so incredibly excited to be there and playing while up on stage.

MORE RANDOM!
-I have double-jointed ankles and can walk comfortably on the sides of my feet.
-I can pop my shoulder blades out through my armpits when I stretch. That used to creep people out beyond belief during swim meets.
-I have bad skin, which I HATE, but if I get zits, I always secretly hope they'll be near my nose because I inexplicably love the smell of salicylic acid.
-I have a mental block against growing out my hair. My dad always told me that "girls are only pretty if they have long hair," and wouldn't let me cut my hair until I was 12 years old. It was down past my butt and got snarled and nasty all the time, so as soon as I turned 12 I hacked it to my shoulders and haven't really let it grow past there since. I was trying to grow it out (I was joking with my boyfriend that ONE of us needs to have long hair...he had to cut off 21.5'' of hair before he joined the Navy), but I got frustrated and hacked it all off on Monday.
-I like kendo and was the first foreign girl to ever join my exchange university's kendo club. I'm not GOOD at it, but at least I was better than the other exchange students (all male and all at least 6'' taller than me :p )

My little brother did that when he was like 6...not a normal box, mind you...one of the big-sized family packs. We were in the car for half an hour, and 15 minutes in I decided I wanted a cookie, reached for the box, and realized that it was empty. The little idiot wondered why he got sick later that day...

I love horses. To ride them, love them, smell them..
I love the read. No romance for me please!
I am a Diet Pepsiaholic
I love jelly beans and eat them everyday. (But, I'm a snob, only Gimbals, Starburst or Jolly Rancher)
I love to garden and can foods
People who are extra loud/extroverted freak me out
I can't stand cantaloupe
I love a hot soak in the tub at the end of a long winter day
I love hot weather and really dislike winter or temps cooler than 65 degrees.

* I wish I could find a house we can afford that isn't going to need a ton of work as soon as we move in
* Work is getting so chaotic, I almost wish I had stayed at my old job
* I start college (again) next spring and I am afraid that my anxiety attacks will take over (again)
* Summer is half over and I didn't really do anything for myself, no vacation at all and not able to plan one anyway
* I have had the same car for 14 years and I am probably going to cry like a baby when it finally kicks the bucket

~ I hate fruit. Seriously, ALL FRUIT.
~ I am a music snob. I judge people by the music they listen to.
~ I got my driver's license at 19
~ I love organizing things.
~ I have never on a date
~ I have been to 10 concerts
~ I love superhero movies mainly, Batman and Thor
~ I love Jewish men (and their big noses)
~ I have anxiety attacks about 10 times a day
~ I stress bake
~ My toe nails are light pink with black tips and polka dots
~ I am watching How I Met Your Mother right now.

-I'm one of THOSE people that has 20/20 vision and wears glasses just because I like wearing glasses. Feel free to judge...all of my friends do. I've come to the realization that it's because everyone else in my family is blond, blue-eyed, and has needed glasses at one point or another. Me on the other hand...well, I have auburn hair, hazel eyes, and perfect vision. Playing at wearing glasses makes me feel less like the milkman was involved. (Also, in Japan it's really easy to find UV lenses that look like normal glasses, so they actually DO serve a purpose :p )
-I really like playing D&D even though I had to move soon after finding an awesome group and haven't found another...for some reason I have a habit of making male half-elf characters. In one campaign I was playing a monk and a witch in my party made a deal with the DM that she could cast a spell to turn me green every time I attacked with Flurry of Blows contingent on me prefacing the attack with "YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY!" Yeah...my friends and I are nerds...
-I REALLY miss my dog since he's 10,000 miles away. Every time I see someone walking their dog, I have to resist the urge to immediately squat down and play with the dog because I haven't yet come up with a non-creepy way to express my desire to do so in Japanese. (Being a foreigner instantly adds +5 to creepy.)

Speaking of glasses - when I was a kid I really wanted to wear glasses for some reason. When the optician would come to test our eyes at school I'd try to fail the test at the start. But I really hated failing things when I knew I didn't have to so I never went through with it.. probably for the best haha. Now I'm really glad I don't wear glasses.

Sometimes my diet frusterates me -not because I miss my old ways of eating but because I know that if I said that I can eat a TON people will think "well why don't you?" so then I just pretend to have a normal size appetite, but I know on the inside my appetite can match many grown, big eater men, I just don't want to put in the effort to lose that weight lol.

I like to watch food youtube videos - people eating and cooking stuff and video game tutorials, just cause I love the stories and graphics.

I can't seem to lose these 2 lbs of bloat but I'm grateful that its 2 lbs and not the 6 I was dealing with.

My weight never seems to go down post-poo, its usually a day or 2 after that I see the results.

Oh dear...people cooking and eating on youtube...Sometimes when I'm craving junk, I'll just go and watch like 5 episodes of Epic Mealtime...then I feel sick on their behalf and no longer want the junk.

I was a stripper for 2 years, but between dislocating my shoulder and having a baby, I got lazy and put on 70lbs. When I get back down to my stripper weight, I'm rewarding myself with a pole for home use. I love pole dance.

Epicmealtime!!! I watch that and I'm neutral about bacon so I just think it ruins all their sweet dishes - like really why must you add it in with frosting?
Yah, watching that stuff like zaps my cravings!
I also watch Cultmoo, they fry a lot of stuff and I'm slightly curious about how things taste fried (beyond the oreo) but I don't want it enough to actually do it myself.

ultrapeaches - I have a friend of a friend who was a stripper and gained around 50 lbs after her career ended. I would love the ability to do tricks on a pole but I'm too scared to even do a backflip.

How was stripping? I wish I had that as an option sometimes.