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The Pants Game
The basic rules for this game: Pick a quote from a movie that you've seen, and replace one word from that quote with the word 'Pants'
Here's an example : Lord of the Rings: The two towers "Give me your pants horse master and I shall give you mine." Give it a try and let's see what funny quotes we can come up with! |
"Nobody puts pants in the corner" - Dirty Dancing
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"Here's looking at you, pants." Casablanca
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"Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Pants!" Donnie Darko
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"You can’t handle the pants!" Colonel Jessep - A Few Good Men
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"They are called pants, Ed."
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"Life is a box of pants"
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"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to pants me." Ben Braddock - The Graduate
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"Frankly, my Dear, I don't give a Pants!" Gone with the Wind
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"I coulda had pants. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it." Terry Malloy - On the Waterfront
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"we all go a little pants sometimes"
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"Hey, don't knock pants. It's sex with someone I love." Alvy Singer -Annie Hall
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lol this is kind of funny
"There's no place like pants" - Wizard of Oz |
Originally Posted by Deana: |
So, eleven hundred pants went in the water; 316 pants come out and the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. (Jaws)
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"She's my daughter! She's my sister! She's my daughter! My sister, my daughter. She's my sister and my pants." Evelyn Cross Mulwray - Chinatown
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:joker:
"We all go a little pants sometimes" - Psycho :D |
Well, it's not the pants in your life that counts, it's the life in your pants. (I'm No Angel)
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Open the pod bay pants, HAL." (Dave Bowman - 2001: A Space Odyssey)
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"Of all the pants in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." -Casablanca
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"Take your stinking pants off me, you damn dirty ape." (Taylor - Planet of the Apes)
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"Careful you idiot, I said across her pants, not up it!" - Spaceballs
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"Because when you're a call girl, you control it, that's why. Because someone wants pants...and for an hour...I'm the best actress in the world." (Bree Daniel - Klute)
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"You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor, take her pants!" - Star Wars 'A new hope'
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lol my bad I forgot someone did the psycho one...
"I'll be pants" - Terminator |
Originally Posted by SunshineCA: LOL, this one cracked me up! |
Go ahead, make my pants.
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Pant, James Pants (James Bond)
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...you've got to ask yourself a question..."Do I fell lucky?" Well, pants, do ya?
Dirty Harry |
Originally Posted by Windchime: |
"And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your pants, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." (Carl Spackler - Caddyshack)
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"I didn't mean to pants you, I only meant to kill you!" The House of Yes
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This one actually included pants before I changed it so we get a double whammy! :lol:
"Hitler was better-looking than Churchill, he was a better dresser than Churchill, he had more pants, he told funnier jokes, and he could dance the pants off of Churchill!" (Frank Liebkind - The Producers) |
A bit of a longer one: Star Wars- New Hope
Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification. Obi-Wan: [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to see his identification. Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification. Obi-Wan: These aren't the pants you're looking for. Stormtrooper: These aren't the pants we're looking for. Obi-Wan: He can go about his business. Stormtrooper: You can go about your business. Obi-Wan: Move along. Stormtrooper: Move along... move along. |
LOL Sunshine, you're killing me with your quotes XD
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Originally Posted by Minya: |
"No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my pants." (Ed Wood)
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Here's one more from me XD from Robin Hood :Men in Tights
Robin Hood: And who might you be? Little John: Oh, they call me Little John. But don't let my name fool you. In real life, I'm very big. Robin Hood: I'll take your pants for it. |
Originally Posted by Minya: |
"Your mother's in here with us, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets pants." (The Exorcist)
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