The Pants Game

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  • "And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your pants, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." (Carl Spackler - Caddyshack)
  • "I didn't mean to pants you, I only meant to kill you!" The House of Yes
  • This one actually included pants before I changed it so we get a double whammy!

    "Hitler was better-looking than Churchill, he was a better dresser than Churchill, he had more pants, he told funnier jokes, and he could dance the pants off of Churchill!" (Frank Liebkind - The Producers)
  • A bit of a longer one: Star Wars- New Hope

    Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
    Obi-Wan: [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to see his identification.
    Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
    Obi-Wan: These aren't the pants you're looking for.
    Stormtrooper: These aren't the pants we're looking for.
    Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.
    Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.
    Obi-Wan: Move along.
    Stormtrooper: Move along... move along.
  • LOL Sunshine, you're killing me with your quotes XD
  • Quote: LOL Sunshine, you're killing me with your quotes XD
    I need to turn off this computer and crash. I keep finding quotes that are so silly.
  • "No, I'm all man. I even fought in WWII. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my pants." (Ed Wood)
  • Here's one more from me XD from Robin Hood :Men in Tights

    Robin Hood: And who might you be?
    Little John: Oh, they call me Little John. But don't let my name fool you. In real life, I'm very big.
    Robin Hood: I'll take your pants for it.
  • Quote: Here's one more from me XD from Robin Hood :Men in Tights

    Robin Hood: And who might you be?
    Little John: Oh, they call me Little John. But don't let my name fool you. In real life, I'm very big.
    Robin Hood: I'll take your pants for it.
  • "Your mother's in here with us, Karras. Would you like to leave a message? I'll see that she gets pants." (The Exorcist)
  • "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing pants" - Airplane
  • Quote: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing pants" - Airplane


    "You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your pants."(Pulp Fiction)
  • "His veins, his feet, his hands, his pants vould all have to be increased in size." - Young Frankenstein
  • Now you're on a roll.

    "I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of pants." (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
  • OMG these are so hilarious !!!

    "Bring your pretty face to my pants!" - LOTR Two Towers