"And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your pants, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." (Carl Spackler - Caddyshack)
Last edited by SunshineCA; 08-14-2009 at 01:37 AM.
This one actually included pants before I changed it so we get a double whammy!
"Hitler was better-looking than Churchill, he was a better dresser than Churchill, he had more pants, he told funnier jokes, and he could dance the pants off of Churchill!" (Frank Liebkind - The Producers)
Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.
Obi-Wan: [with a small wave of his hand] You don't need to see his identification.
Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.
Obi-Wan: These aren't the pants you're looking for.
Stormtrooper: These aren't the pants we're looking for.
Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.
Obi-Wan: Move along.
Stormtrooper: Move along... move along.
Here's one more from me XD from Robin Hood :Men in Tights
Robin Hood: And who might you be?
Little John: Oh, they call me Little John. But don't let my name fool you. In real life, I'm very big.
Robin Hood: I'll take your pants for it.
Here's one more from me XD from Robin Hood :Men in Tights
Robin Hood: And who might you be?
Little John: Oh, they call me Little John. But don't let my name fool you. In real life, I'm very big.
Robin Hood: I'll take your pants for it.
