I have not gotten in the car and driven to the store to buy a pie or have made one from scratch, those are distant memories.

I saw on a tabloid at the grocery store that Chastity was becoming a man.

What if they delivered pies like they do pizza?

Now there's a business idea that might actually make it in these tough economic times. Kinda like bars in WY. Success when times are good due to folks celebrating. Success when times are bad due to folks commiserating.

Who is chastity and what does she make you do that makes you lose weight?


NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


Do bars in WY deliver to the house?

It is an idea though. I can just see it now:

Ms. TNT's Pies - an explosion in your mouth, delivered to your door!

Don't forget the second half:

HOT, FRESH AND FAST---JUST LIKE THE OWNER!

There you go, girl! That should concentrate people's attention

BTW, Dutchie, they don't deliver to your house in WY, but, we do have drive-up windows at the liquor stores so you don't have to get out of your car. They used to even sell mixed drinks out of them, but, they did stop that. Well, most places did.

One Boston Creme pie delivered, SVP. And kindly drive up in your TRUCK - all the neighbor hood kids will be out waiting to see it.

I think we should open our own business TEAM!

There would be no hope for me, then.

I DO deliver my pies when requested. I made three peach crumble ones last week and took them to the family while they were still warm.

And if chastity makes one lose weight, I should be at goal by now.

YIPEE! Make mine apple I will be home all day

And I'd be freakin' Skeletor!!

You'd be knocking all the poor things down to get to it first though.