Know how to catch a polar bear?

(Ya gotta say this out loud.)

Get some frozen peas and then cut a big hole in the ice.
Place the peas around the hole you cut and hide.
Then, when the polar bear comes to take a pea...
You kick him in the ice hole.

I'm not sure the young 'uns around here would understand the part about the dime, or where you put it.

The average person produces 1/2 L of gas distributed over an average of 14 farts a day!

I love the maturity of this group!

I tried using some "big" words. But it still did not mature up the content eh?

I told you people I was ABOVE AVERAGE! Heck, by those stats, I'm pretty damned SPACTACULAR!!!

I know some folks who are overachievers.

Speaking of which, where are EZ and Bill?

They are probably still trying to understand the mammogram poem.

Is there a crown for overacheivement...or being damned SPACTACULAR?

I have no way to make a cloud of gas around that or curly hair.

Queen of Noxious Gases

nox·ious (nkshs)
adj.
1. Harmful to living things; injurious to health: noxious chemical wastes.
2. Harmful to the mind or morals; corrupting: noxious ideas.

Lol!