So, I go to Lowe's to get some mulch for the dog run. Last time I was there I saw some tiles I wanted to get for the kitchen and decided to go ahead and get 3 boxes(10 ea.) of them. They are 2.88/tile or 28.80/box. So I go to check out in the garden dept. and the guy tells me "That will be $21.00." I immediately realized he charged me for 3 tiles instead of 3 boxes. So I told him what happened and then wrote a check for $106.00.
See, my parents raised me to believe that if you take something you know isn't yours, it is the same as stealing. But still, even as I told the guy about the mistake, it is running thru my head that I am the lamest dumbass on the planet. He had no clue. I just had to write the check and walk out $80 the richer for it.
People always say that when you do something like that good things will come to you. NO, THAT'S NOT MY LIFE!!! I do something like that and my wallet gets stolen, someone hits my car in a parking lot and leaves, etc. etc. etc.
When will I ever learn to just write the damned check and run like ****? I am 41. Is it too late and I'm hopelessly the lamest person on the freaking planet?


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