Stripes

"I'm your Huckleberry..."

Tombstone


Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

Airplane

" Our speedometer has melted and as a result it's very hard to see with any degree of accuracy exactly how fast we were going."

Planes, Trains and Automobiles?

If I could bottle the sexual tension between Bonnie Franklin and Shnyder, I could solve the energy crisis.

Reality Bites

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

The Princess Bride!

"Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!"

O Brother Where Art Thou!

"You're the weak one. And you'll never know love, or friendship. And I feel sorry for you."

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"And may their first child be a masculine child."

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up."

Looks like two people rang in a dead heat there:

"May their first child be a masculine child": The Godfather (part 1)

"I can't believe my grandmother actually felt me up": Sixteen Candles

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Kidnap the Sandy Claws, / beat him with a stick, / lock him up for ninety years, / see what makes him tick

Nightmare Before Christmas

"So dark the con of man."

Another big one from The Da Vinci Code

Oh yes! Don't say anything about that dear, sweet, precious Vicky! That plus-faced child bride and her electric hips!

Parent Trap.

"Now one young couple wished to be married and live happily ever after. So I blew up their car at the church on the way to the honeymoon."

Interstate 60

"You're two wonderful people who happened to fall in love, and have a pigmentation problem"

HINT; I may be showing my age with this one !

Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?

"We lost. We always lose."