Ok, I know my dear hubbie didn't mean bad but cmon... "here, you can have these two tshirts, I just got them but they're too big on me, I'm sure they will fit you"... and then when he saw the look on my face (I think he feared for his life a bit) trying to make it better by saying... "not that I mean "bigger" in like "wider" I mean taller... you know, your torso is a bit larger, you know..."

and then he slowly walked away
aaaah, men!