What Does A Turkey Say?

  • Gobble, gobble, gobble? NOT ALWAYS!

    A jewellery-loving turkey says
    "Bauble, bauble, bauble"

    A dyslexic turkey says
    "Boggle, boggle, boggle"

    A turkey in a shoe repair shop says
    "Cobble, cobble, cobble"

    A turkey who is an old-time movie fan says
    "Gable, Gable, Gable"

    A turkey with a sore throat says
    "Gargle, gargle, gargle"

    A turkey with a sore leg says
    "Hobble, hobble, hobble"

    A Cockney turkey with a sore leg says
    "Obble, obble, obble"

    A football turkey says
    "Huddle, huddle, huddle"

    A dieting turkey says
    "Nibble, nibble, nibble"

    A turkey who argues a lot says
    "Squabble, squabble, squabble"

    And a dizzy turkey just goes
    "Wobble, wobble, wobble"

    There ya go! That is pretty silly. Any to add? LOL!
  • Oy vey!
  • I know! I know! I can stupider than this, however. LOL!
  • Lol! That was funny, thanks And much needed with Turkey Day around the corner. Remember, "nibble, nibble, nibble" when the dishes get passed around the table this year.
  • A favorite closing of mine at Thanksgiving is:

    May your stuffing be tasty
    May your turkey be plump
    May your potatoes and gravy be nary a lump
    May your yams be delicious
    May your pies take the prize
    May your Thanksgiving Dinner stay off YOUR THIGHS!

    I also say :
    Follow the Program.
    You"ll roast your turkey
    NOT cook your Goose!

    WWCIN