Game: Make a Wish
 

Here is a game that I have seen on other boards and it is really fun to play.

Rules:

The first poster posts a wish, such as "I wish I won $1,000,000 in the lottery." The next poster grants the wish, but then says something that happens to make the wish a terrible one.

For instance, in reply to the $1,000,000 wish, they would say, "Granted. You win the lottery, but the only payout option is $1.00 per month for 1,000,000 months."

After you grant the previous wish, you make a new wish at the end of the post, and the next poster does the same thing over again :)

I will start....


I wish that I had a new car.

Poof!!

You now have a new car!!!

Unfortunately, the company you work for is out-sourcing and you'll be laid off effective Friday. So much for that $500 payment!

I wish.....

I wish I could eat all the chocolate I wanted without gaining weight.

Cheryl,
Your wish is granted. You may eat all the chocolate you want without gaining weight. But you've suddenly been afflicted with the worst case of acne of anyone you've ever known.

I wish...

I wish all of my debts were erased.

Alinnell, I thought you may have killed the thread, but I came up with something:

Poof! No debt! As a result, you have nothing on which to base a FICO score, therefore you have no credit rating and need to build one before you can get a loan to buy that cool new convertable, or home, or lake home, or what-have-you.

I wish ... that I wasn't 5'11", but was a sleek, small-boned 5'8".

poof, you are a sleek small boned 5-8, but that is because your tiny bones have osteoporosis and you shrank 3 inches because you have a hump.

I wish my house was clean and organized

Poof! Your house is now clean and clutter free.

Unfortunately, you need to go to the grocery store and you can't get your car out of your messy garage!!!!

I wish I had a 6-pack (of abs).

Boy, I am glad you guys like the game :)

Granted! You have a 6-pack of abs, but the belly jelly that used to be there is now residing in your behind. ;) lol

I wish I could be more outgoing.

poof..you are now VERY outgoing...which makes you tomorrow's guest on Jerry Springer.

I wish I could run an 8 minute mile

Poof! You can now run an 8 minute mile. But you ran so fast that you realized you forgot to wear pants and are running down the street in your underwear!

I wish I could meet a great guy.

Poof - you meet a great guy, 15 minutes before he is about to board a plane on a 5 year mission to antarctica

I wish ...I could get a full nights sleep

poof! You are granted a great nights sleep and to your amazment you sleep past your alarm, you are late for work and have been docked two hours pay!

I wish my bathroom would clean it's self... ( I hate cleaning the bathroom)

lol I am a SAHM..could I please sleep past my alarm? Where is the downside?

poof your bathroom cleans itself...well...really it gets cleaned by bathroom trolls who watch you while you pee.

I wish was completely caught up with everything on my to do list.

Poof* you are completely caught up on your to do list. So you rip the page out of your notebook to throw it away and find a whole other page of to-dos!

I wish it was summer already!

Poof! It's already summer... but you stayed out in the sun too long and forgot your sunscreen. Hello Lobesterville. :)

I wish I never had to work again.

you never have to work again because you are on permanant disability. painful disability

my husband wishes for practical cold fusion energy technology to exist (I couldnt think of a wish....see why we dont let too many men play?)

Practical cold fusion energy technology finally exists, but within a week several large meteors hit the earth, effectively wiping out the human race.

I wish my job paid more.

LOL..yeah, those darn men...

Granted! Cold fusion energy technology exists, but it has been used by the evil people to take over the world!! (Yeah, I couldn't think of anything better, lol)

I wish I could go to walk on the moon.

oops, we posted at the same time! lol

poof your job pays more...but you are expected to work 90 hour weeks

poof you go walk on the moon but it is sent flying into orbit when that meteor hits the earth

I wish I didnt have to go grocery shopping

mind if I jump in? I was just zipping by and caught this thread. What a creative bunch you are!

poof! You don't have to go grocery shopping because your jaw's been wired shut after major dental surgery and the only thing you can "eat" is milk shakes that give you an ice cream headache every time you have one.

I wish I was young and cute again...

Ahhhh, don't we all.....

Well, at least YOUR wish has been granted--You're young and cute again!! Isn't reincarnation great? You're now a 4-week-old basset hound puppy! (can't get any cuter than that!)

I wish my computer would stay on-line all the time and never have server disconnections!

Your computer connection is now perfect - however your husband is now addicted to World of Warcraft and you can't get online to do anything anymore!

and directly related to that.. i wish MY husband wasn't addicted to world of warcraft. *LOL*

Granted. Your husband is no longer addicted to World of Warcraft...he has now found a NEW love--PS3!

I wish I didn't have to get up early in the morning.

Poof! You can sleep all you want. Unfortunately, you're slothfulness has caused other problems. The laundry pile is mountainous, there are no clean dishes, the fridge is empty, and your family is screaming at you.

I wish I weren't so hungry right now!

Alinell, OK - good news - you arent hungry anymore bad news - the low calorie bread you ate your healthy sandwich on was moldy.

I wish I wan't so cold right now.

Is this the right way to play this? LOL

Ok, you're not cold anymore. In fact, you are sweating on a deserted island in the South Pacific. Unfortunately the only food on the island is in the form of that wild boar that is charging at you.

I wish for a month-long vacation from work.

Wish granted!!

Unfortunately (for you and THEM) no expectant mothers delivered in the WHOLE MONTH you were off--now they're all having babies at the same time!! And guess who's got to be there for all of them?????


I wish I really Felt like going to the gym everyday.

Surprise! You feel like going to the gym every day - sadly those other people (and you know the ones) also are compelled to go every day with you... hello thing hanging out of sweatpants and naked toe nail clipping in the locker room!

I wish that I didn't have to take the bus every day.

Don't like taking the bus? Done.

Now you have to DRIVE the bus. :s: And listen to all the cranky people and unjam the fare box and negotiate all those crazy, impatient drivers who suddenly pull in front of the bus to make right hand turns.

I wish my hair was thick and shiny.

Poof, your hair is think and shiny. Unfortunately, it's also orange-red and super curly. It's so thick, it sticks out all over, like a giant afro, and you can't do a thing with it. You look like carrot-top. :eek:

I wish my SO would get a job (man, do I ever wish this...it's been two years of him hanging around the house).

Your SO gets a job, but he's doing medical testing on kittens and has to relocate to Siberia.

I wish my cats would stop having out-of-litterbox accidents.

Me, too!!!!

Your cats no longer have out-of-litterbox accidents, because they've learned to use your toilet. (This can be taught, btw.) So now your toilet seat is charmingly decorated in little pawprints...

I wish it would snow here.

poof you are snowed in. for 8 days with your most annoying relative.

I wish my kids would nap at the same time.

Poof...your kids nap at the same time for a whole 2 hours in the afternoon and are up the other 22 hours a day!!

I wish I would get a raise at work....

Ok Jules ~ I Grant You A Raise At Work ~ You Now Do Your Job Sitting On A 10 Ft. Ladder

I Wish My Dogs Didn't Love My Slippers And Shoes So Much!

Ok: Poof! Your dogs don't go after your socks and slippers anymore but they have destroyed all of your underwear and have chewed out the seat of all your pants. Your only option is to wear a bathrobe to the store to buy new drawers.

I wish I had a BMW convertible.

Poof! The Beemer is yours... but so is the monthly payment and the crippling balloon payment at the end. :)

I wish I wasn't stuck home sick.

Awww Lizzi ~ Ma Sent Your Favorite Chicken Soup Fed Ex! Now No More "home" Sick....but Back To Work Girl!!

Wish I Had That Bathrobe Midwife Wished Me!!

Poof * you have the bathrobe. But it's the only thing you can wear for the next year!

I wish that I wasn't so sore from working out.