YAY!!! Operator is back!!! Things are going to get into shape quick here now!!!

It's about time, too, !

What?? Y'all ain't had no noobs coming in and asking, "WTH are you freaks even talking about?" If y'all ain't been able to keep up our Freakishness in my absence, well, I am sorely disappoint. Ya know, we have standards around here, Dammit. If we ainna got Noobs going, "WTH???" then why are we even here???

Honestly, I thought I raised y'all better than this.

And Bill. Don't try to play on my good side. I know you and EZ were somehow behind my disappearance. You can't save yourself. You ainnna foolin nobody. There is a haul truck loaded with ANFO heading east wit yo name on it as we speak. I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!:devil:

And, Gary, got one heading out west too. You're butts are mine!!!

OK, that's 5(now 6 with this post). Just need 14 more to reestablish the privileges I rightly earned some 5 or 6 years ago.

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[Note to Czar of 3FC: It will be a lot less painful to us all if you just grant her the d*rn privileges.]

I do believe that her privileges have been restored.

Um ... do we close at 400 now?

I think Bill is talking about Operator needing 14 more to get restored to her rightful position.

Gotcha but she now can post links and have a siggie. We fixed that problem. The posts were aged off by IB who now owns the site.

Well! They have some nerve !!!

Quite a few accounts were aged off when they had not posted for a while. Not a darn thing we could do about it.

Oh, no. Have I aged off?

OK the numbers in my stats are no longer current, but I'm not quite ready to nudge them up where they now belong - SIGH.

Okay - I came back and edited them.

No, WebRover, you are still here. Good luck with the numbers.

Okay I fixed my numbers.

Vacation's over; summer's over; College student back at school. Need to eat right.

RNC (Republican National Convention) and (hopefully just the fringe of) Hurricane Isaac hit town Monday - should be interesting. We already have an incredible amount of standing water and the ground is saturated.

Gosh Webrover-- You could share some of that rain with us! It is so dry here our foundation on our house is cracked and sinking! Have people coming out next week to hopefully get it back where it is supposed to be! A lot of people stopped watering lawns a long time ago BUT are watering their foundations!! WAY TO DRY! But all kidding aside STAY SAFE!!

The storm is tracking further west, which is good for us. We've had about a quarter of an inch of rain every day this month. I'd be happy to send some rain your way. However, all this rain is just getting our area out of a drought. We were just increased to two watering days a week. Guess we won't need to water this week!

YAY!! We got 1 1/2 inch of rain overnight and today! It's a start! First real rain we have had since May!

Glad we could send some of that rain your way!

A local business was looking for office help and put up sign stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."

A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.

Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so the manager lead him into the office.

Inside, the dog jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager. The manager said "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter.

He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer."

The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to open and use all the productivity software. By this time the manager was totally dumbfounded!

He looked at the dog and said "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can't give you the job."

The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentence about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.

The manager said, "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual."

The dog looked at the manager calmly and said, "Meow."

Woof !!!

Gary, just wanted to let you know that we are all thinking of you and sending good thoughts! http://www.dazzlejunction.com/greeti..._getwell_5.gif

Has this thread diiiieeeeeddddd? :yikes:


If so, I wanna kill it! :frypan:




;)

No, don't kill it, it is just a little dormant, we are waiting for Gary to be restored to health so we can see his sarcastic but funny remarks again.
Miss you, Gary.

It's Monday everyone. <echo> <echo>

Say something..........

Still here and checking in! Sure miss you Gary!

Keep Gary in your prayers folks.

Sending good thoughts and prayers for Gary!

Happy Thanskgiving to our Canadian Friends !

Shaking off the dust from the Threadkillers' thread.

Cough, cough...anyone there?

Still hangin' on!

I check it daly but don't want to talk to myself.

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The Detroit Tigers are the real Thread Killers, LOL.

Happy Monday, everyone.

We need to keep this going! So at least pop in and say HELLO!!

Bill, Gary, have you heard, a Panda got loose in SF and is killing Tigers .

hmmmm . . .

Is this cross-thread contamination?

I come to threadkiller for intellectual camaraderie and good will toward men.

What happens in San Francisco stays in San Francisco.

Hello everyone!