*sneaks out to listen to some music without lyrics*

For those rhyme'ically challenged,funk rhymes with trunk.

For those of you thinking it was a naughty word, remember that Zan wouldn't have suggested the song if it were.

Ah, don' 'u go pinnin' that entirely on me, Mister Bill.
I might've brought up music, but you gave the song title, "bump".
;). It's tricky business, following the varied tangents in threadkiller.

Oh, hey, I found some green tea noodles. Just wondering how to make a meal of 'em. More of a desert thing? Or should I branch off with veggies and mint? Food creativity ideas people! ;P. Maybe I should get some ideas out of the twenty somethings, there's probably a lot of college folk in there.

I just bought a Slushie maker - six year old coming for a week. How about a green tea noodle Slushie?

Refreshing, if quite different! Key lime juice slushie with a side of noodles, mmmm...

Soooooooooooooo quiet in here.

A guy got murdered on a train last night. Strangled by a rope made from pantyhose and a men's tie. We helped the detective figure out that it was the dancer. How cliche is that?

Ah, well, that's the 1930s for ya.

They didn't have pantyhose in the 1930s.

Ah, tell that to the production company who did the murder mystery dinner last night. Dr. Sigmund Fraud was a bit shady, as was Herr Cut, but Miss Leggs was the one to pull it off for her russian lover.

I loved the silly names, Dee Sypher was a great one.

Pantyhose was invented in 1959.

Bill Gates suggestsBut don't know that he's ever worn any.

Which brings us to the clothing brand, Fuct.

Is the word scandalous? Should it be allowed on 3FC? Should children be allowed to see adults wearing a Fuct hat?

Do any of the enlightened folks on this thread own Fuct clothing?

If a high school senior wore a Fuct t-shirt to school, should she be sent home?

Boy...I'm out of town for 4.5 days and this thing turns to smut.....

I like it.....

I bought some lip gloss in London seven or so years back with the brand name Fcuk. I thought I was so cool e.e, teenagers! It was horriblely sticky lip gloss.

I am babysitting my GRANDdaughter all by myself in 15 minutes so please keep the profanity down for a few hours.....

3.5 hours zero beers....

2 diaper changes~ 2 number 1's and 1 number 2...

1 double role over that Grandpa scored a perfect 10...

Plenty of kisses and giggles....

Just me and the GRANDdaughter...

Priceless