How about Garietta?

I am so busted!

Are you going to be on Dancing With The Stars ?

Hey! Nobody posted yesterday? Slackers!

I'm busy packing.......wanna trade ?

Don't talk so loud! I am fasting for lab work this morning....

not even my favorite black coffee!

aaarrrrggggghhhhhh!

Sucks getting old.....

I want my coffee and I want it NOW!!

Hmm...lab work , that is usually required before surgery , if not a sex change, what else, hair transplant, liposuction,faceift, what could it be ?

All of the above ?

I never said it wasn't a sex change......

or that it was....

sorry my voice is a bit squeaky....

It was a GRAND night with that kid!

Is she going to start calling you grandma ?

SHE just might...since Angie is Nonni.....

I will be babysitting her all day tues-thurs next week.....

I am the lucky guy...er....well....I am lucky at any gender!

Wondering as we speak if I will be pulling for Cher's kid on the next DWTS?

Not commenting on Chaz Bono's sex but he sure needs to go on a diet !

I know Gary's secret !! But I can't tell !!! Clue....he is a happy man !!

I have been exposed BARGOO....by my own "HAPPY" doing!