I don't know any of these people.
I didn't know there was any possibility of them carrying through on their comments.
And I don't know where any of them live.

Now there's a CYA statement!

Originally Posted by WebRover:
I don't know any of these people.
I didn't know there was any possibility of them carrying through on their comments.
And I don't know where any of them live.

You are very fortunate !

Good thing cross-border security has been increased this week!

sigh!
 

Carpe Diem

Originally Posted by BillBlueEyes:
Carpe Diem

I'm trying . I'm on my second cup of coffee.

Carping the diem. It's too darned cold and wet and gray but I'm carping it, OK?
Later today I may trout the diem - or even tuna it, if I'm lucky. :cb:

carpe diem........ sieze the day
carpe deum........ god is a fish
carpe carpe....... sieze the fish
crape diem........ bad day
carpe diem........ complain daily
carpe per diem.... sieze the check
carpe canem....... sieze the dog
carpe devo........ sieze the record
carnivore carpe.... RUN!!
carpe calypso.... .sieze the DAY-O
or sieze the dance
or sieze the boat
carpe Teva........sieze the sandal
carpe noctum...... sieze the night
carpe horribilis.. sieze the ugly bear
carpe badjokius... sieze the teller of these jokes

Carpet Diem -- Seize the carpet
Carpayment Diem -- Seize the checkbook
Carpe Duh -- Seize an idiot
Carp Diem -- Fish of the day
Carpal Diem -- Seize the knuckles
Sharpei Diem -- sieze the wrinkled dog

LMAO a

Webrover, you should have an honorary membership in Threadkillers.

ROFLOLPIMP!

Why do I think I am in the middle of a Monty Python show?

Originally Posted by Ruthxxx:
Why do I think I am in the middle of a Monty Python show?

You mean it isn't ? I want my money back .

I want my sanity back.





Oh wait, I never had that.





Never mind.....Carry on.

Everybody up it's Friday !

Originally Posted by bargoo:
Everybody up it's Friday !

I predicted that.

Since it is FRIDAY and I am back...for a very short time I think it is time to post our theme song....

It's The Friday Song.... Enjoy the talent...so reminds me of US!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

It's Saturday on the east coast, central time and mountain time - just. Sorry, I don't know what the Saturday song is. :)

It's Saturday on the Gulf Coast! And it's a more civil time to call morning than my earlier post.

It's now officially afternoon in South Eastern Ontario.

Still morning in California.

Still morning in Hawaii.

Rays 8, Orioles 2

:)

From a book I'm proofreading on that other site I spend time on, especially well timed for Mothers' Day.

Originally Posted by :
Above all, respect your mother, and show
your respect by not taking ferrets or dead
rats in your pockets into her drawing-room,
and by washing your hands a little between
fondling them and cuddling her.

I hope "a little" includes soap and hot water ... and enough time to recite the abc song.

Happy Mothers' Day!

:hug:

Originally Posted by WebRover:
Happy Mothers' Day!

:hug:

I second that! :hug:

I just heard a description of the history of Mother's Day - It's Mother's not Mothers' in order to emphasize that we are each to honor our own mother, not all those Mothers who started the celebration after Julia Ward Howe proclaimed Mother's Day in 1870 in protest to the carnage of the American Civil War.

Happy Day all you Mothers !

Nice! Over 24 hours without a post. I may just delete this thread, you slackers!

Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but words will never hurt me.

Adults? They let adults in here?

Yes, after a lobotomy.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a basal lobotomy.

Basil, pine nuts, garlic, Parmesan cheese, and olive oil. Presto, Pesto!

You can use walnuts for the pine nuts.

You can use Garlic Mustard for the Basil.

Originally Posted by BillBlueEyes:
Basil, pine nuts, garlic, Parmesan cheese, and olive oil. Presto, Pesto!

You can use walnuts for the pine nuts.

You can use Garlic Mustard for the Basil.

Wouldn't that be Pseudo Pesto ?