So, Bill why aren't you researching another song with 12 verses or so ? This place needs some song !

Do we need a song like an anthem? Our very own thread killer anthem?

BUT we will not let this person sing it! She will change our words!

http://www2.tbo.com/exposure/ar/659/...per-anthem.jpg

Maybe she can't read .

Oh secant ewe say,

. . .

.Mairzydoats would be a piece of cake for her/

Originally Posted by cathydoe:
BUT we will not let this person sing it! She will change our words!

http://www2.tbo.com/exposure/ar/659/...per-anthem.jpg

Her biggest problem was thinking the song was all about her!...sad :( very sad :(

Never mind! In Canada, she'd be able to screw it up in BOTH official languages plus Inuktitut.

OK - no posts for nearly 29 hours. This thread is dead!

Not dead, just in a coma.

Fascinating.

Originally Posted by silverbirch:
Fascinating.

ETA: as in a "I love work, I could watch it for hours" kind of way.

Would you people keep it down in here. I'm trying to study. YEESH!!!

Le Roi est mort, vive le Roi!






[Relevance is so overrated.]

Morituri te salutamus.

It is too darn early to be saluting anybody !

Why are you up at 4:46?

Good to be back home if even for the week-end only (maybe)....

big celebration here today....

#4 Remembering Gramma/i Judi Chili Celebration...

.games....family....friends....

would have been here sooner but had to get one chili going already....

mmm-chili sounds good.

Need to see if there are enough bits of leftovers to get away with calling it dinner, or if I really need to prepare something.

Thirty-Six Percent . . .
 

. . . Sixty-Four Percent to go



Can't remember the topic of conversion. Perhaps posters have forgotten what it was.

I have a new pair of eye-glasses. i don't really need them to see the words on the page.


I just wear them because I want to tell them apart.

How do you hold your glasses on with only one ear ?

45 minutes until my house gets loaded up with about 25 family and friends...

wondering why I do this stuff at the moment....

Originally Posted by bargoo:
How do you hold your glasses on with only one ear ?

:lol::rofl::lol3::lol3::rofl::lol:

Originally Posted by bargoo:
How do you hold your glasses on with only one ear ?

Sounds like a mighty personal question to me.

You use duct tape, right?

With a little duct tape and some 9 wire, I can change the rotation of the Earth.

Can you fix more stuff with duct tape or WD-40?

Crazy Glue works fine for me. If we find Bill's ear, let's try it. Right now he's probably using a lorgnette rather than real glasses.

Originally Posted by Ruthxxx:
Crazy Glue works fine for me. If we find Bill's ear, let's try it. Right now he's probably using a lorgnette rather than real glasses.

Of course ! A lorgnette would suit his dignity.

Originally Posted by bargoo:
How do you hold your glasses on with only one ear ?

I tilt my head - works fine.

Does give a new slant to the world; sometimes an improvement. Unfortunately, I have a friend who's a neurologist and he's insisting that I come in to his office for a visit; he's sure my new posture has a neurological basis.

My friend who's a shrink didn't even bother with a comment about me walking about with my head tilted - now that's depressing.


ETA: Had to look up "lorgnette" - what a great word to learn. I just knew Threadkiller was an intellectual thread.

I don't know. Might want to remove the handle and one lens and go for a monocle.

It's spring. It's spring. There are leaves coming out on trees. It's reached 80 degrees for four days in a row.

:flow1:

Well can't say I hated Daytona 500 today and great for the kid...but Denny was looking good until they crashed him....

oh wait...what was the topic again?....ears?.....

It's Monday. It's snowing. Taxes are due soon, but if I dawdle for a bit, it'll be time for lunch break.

Lunch sounds good to me but it is a little early here in California for lunch.

Hush up, Web Rover! By the way, do you have a spare room down there? It's barely above 0ºF up here and I drove for two hours last night in a blizzard.

A monocle for Bill? Which eye? The same side as the missing ear to balance things a bit? Where are Stacy with the nose and whatshis name when we need them?

ETA: I am so frassing anal - she is Stacy London and he is Clinton Kelly. I had to look them up!

Originally Posted by EZMONEY:
Can you fix more stuff with duct tape or WD-40?

Oh, for Pete's Sake. If it moves but you don't want it to, duct tape. If it doesn't move but you want it to, WD-40.

Why do I have to explain the basics to a guy who claims to be in construction??:dz:

Originally Posted by Operator265:
If it doesn't move but you want it to, WD-40.

Dear Operator,

My scale isn't moving - I've been getting the same number for weeks. Would WD-40 help?

Wants2Lose

Meh, just cut the other ear off. That should move it a little.

Originally Posted by Operator265:
Meh, just cut the other ear off. That should move it a little.

Well it would be a loss of weight. I don't know how much an ear weighs , though.

200 . .
 

. . . 3/5ths to go

Dear Operator,

When I put my head on the scale to weight the remaining ear,
I can't read the numbers.

Sincerely,

Wants2DoTheRightThing