I subscribe to a morning paper, if I am lucky the driver a female will not throw it in the ivy which has an automatic sprinkler that comes on early in th AM .

Yep, our local paper is an evening one. We actually have a "paper box" which is similar to a mail box...and most of the time it is in there. And there is a mysterious orange dot on the box and one of the front pillars...so we are marked! I think it is the morning paper...but not sure!

We used to take two daily papers and got the free weekly local paper. Our paper recycling box was FULL every week and we had a challenge if we weren't home on a recycling day. (Note the clever combination of two topics from above. Not that there's any requirement for any post to relate to any other post in this thread.)

Now we subscribe to one paper online and still get the free weekly local paper. If we want to pick it up from a box, there's a version of one of the paid daily papers for free!

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[Now that that's clear, your adherence is expected.]

Yes, let's get back OT.

Shall I throw out, pitch or freeze the eleven hunks of expensive cheese left after my Christmas Eve party?

(I'd do a poll for this but it's probably against the Threadkiller Rules.)

The ONLY anagram or rule that Bill needs to understand is STFU!!! :p

I NTOC and that is one of my problems!



ntoc....never throw out cheese....ntocoboc = never throw out cheese or beer or chips....

but you all probably knew that :)

Please apply aforementioned "rule/anagram" to EZ also.

ntocoboc......

if you spell check it you get ~ bocoboc, notebook, nutcracker and Knickerbocker....

therefore ICMUAFWIWIBCMUR!

I can make up any freakin' word I want if Bill can make up rules!

I subscribe to the notion that there are NO RULES ON THREADKILLER........Only this one , pay no attention to Bill and Gary.

HEY! :mad: I get this at home! :mad:

Best thing that has been said on this thread! Let's VOTE... who will keep score?

Hey! I thought the camels were still following a star in the east. What gives? That's why there is usually no hump day right after Christmas, Sillies!