Old is ....."You don't care where your spouse goes , just as long as you don't have to go along"
OLd is ....."You are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police"

I have a large collection of pictures of screaming women in my computer -- 46 to be exact -- don't ask me why, I just found it fun and therapeutic to collect them, and I look at them every once in a while....

Old is when....."You dont remember that all these " old jokes"have been posted on threadkiller before, but not by me.

Old is when....."You dont remember that all these " old jokes"have been posted on threadkiller before, but not by me.

Old is when you...umm...old is when you....umm...oh yeah! Old is when you ahh...

crap

Old is when... "You don't remember that all these 'old jokes' have been posted on threadkiller before, but not by me."

The "Grammar ****" in me just screamed out "Nein!"

Urban Dictionary:
"Grammar ****: Someone who believes it's their duty to attempt to correct any grammar and/or spelling mistakes they observe."


Edit. Okay, so the old German National Socialism party is bleeped out on 3FC. Good to know. O.o;;;

Errr... Quick post an animal pick to attempt to save face!

Quick, not cute enough!

Can't stop, too cute:

So this morning before church I go on Facebook...my only "friend" up before 6am was my wife...150 miles away...we chatted....online...chatted!....wild....

even this old guy can learn new tricks (as long as Angie is around to teach me!)

Hey, that's awesome!
But I warn ya, be afraid of general chat rooms. *shudders in horror*

Do we have any Jim Carrey fans?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-wQ2...eature=related

I am horribly bored... but only in five minute segments.