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  • Quote: Now that is a new one WEB...

    I will work on that when that grandbaby comes (Lord willing) next March...April
    You might want to give that kid a year or so - so they can pronouce Mississippi - before making them memorize them all. I know your grandchild will be smart and all, but ...
  • Quote: .... I know your grandchild will be smart and all, but ...
    The smartest EVV-ERRR! of course
  • I am going to be in Sacramento for a few days next week, no, I am not running for governor.
  • *starts workin' on a list of annoying kiddie songs to give to the grandbaby*
  • I'll start:
    The itsy-bitsy spider
    Climbed up the water spout
    Down came the rain
    And washed the spider out
    Out came the sun
    And dried up all the rain
    And the itsy-bitsy spider
    Climbed up the spout again
  • Quote: I am going to be in Sacramento for a few days next week, no, I am not running for governor.
    Will you be baaaaack?
  • I like I'm a little t pot-short and stout....
  • Sing a song of sixpence,
    A pocket full of rye.
    Four and twenty blackbirds,
    Baked in a pie.
    When the pie was opened,
    The birds began to sing;
    Wasn't that a dainty dish,
    To set before the king?

    The king was in his counting house,
    Counting out his money;
    The queen was in the parlour,
    Eating bread and honey.
    The maid was in the garden,
    Hanging out the clothes;
    When down came a blackbird
    And pecked off her nose.
  • its a small world after all
    its a small world after all
    its a small world after all
    its a small, small world

    its a small world after all
    its a small world after all
    its a small world after all
    its a small, small world

    its a small world after all
    its a small world after all
    its a small world after all
    its a small, small world

    its a small world after all
    its a small world after all
    its a small world after all
    its a small, small world
    . . .
  • From ghoulies and ghosties
    And long-leggedy beasties
    And things that go bump in the night,
    And ridiculous poetry,
    Good Lord, deliver us!
  • Just came in from walking 6 miles to beat cancers butt!

    Pretty peaceful 2 to 4am in our town...

    if you don't count all the cop cars zooming past the track we were on!
  • Ah yes, well, I rather see 'em out and a bout, then just sitting in parking lots.
  • Are you eating a donut with that remark ZAN?
  • Well the claim here is..."we are sitting in parking lots BECAUSE of budget cuts" i.e. no gas money!
  • Ew! Donuts, gross! *protectively drags her granola with dark chocolate bits closer to her chest*

    Um, Cathy, I only believe that if there's an actual officer near or in the vehicle. They're a fan of parking empty police cars on the major roadways around here to spook speeders.

    They have to be careful though, 'cause people steal the tires and other things from the vehicle if it is left sitting somewhere too long.