obsession with them is normal.

Perhaps I should look ...

for my cat Elvis.

He once hid...

in an empty Doritos bag.

I think that cat...
.
.

really wants me to be his owner.

Maybe we should thank...

our parents for hooking up and bringing us into the world so we can enjoy this forum!

I would have never thought that...

I'd be spending the majority of my day here!

Why is it that once ...

they come home things start to change?

I made a pledge that...

I would only eat broccoli for one week.

Now my body...

is practically invisible.

What I never tell anyone is...

that I secretly have 4 monkeys in my basement.

Every day they...

say they will do it.

Things can change when...

you have a magic wand in your hand.

I wish I had...

the power to say NO.

I am tired of...

eating rabbit food.

I wish sometimes...

my metabolism was on the same page as me.

I think men...