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I don't have a St. Patty's joke, but I know a corny/silly joke or two.

What's smaller than a teenie weenie ant?

Highlight here for answer: an ant's teenie wenie

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."

:p

mkyice welcome! This is a crazy place to be...

March is here...if it comes in like a lion it will go out like a lamb...what is it like in your neck of the woods?

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Originally Posted by Ruthxxx (Post 3177845)

Hey! Don't we have any St. David's Day jokes? All I can think of is "Take a leek". :shrug:

Well Ruth, I had to google to find one, but here you go... a St. David's Day joke.

Quote:

Three Englishman walk into a bar and spot a Welshman sitting alone at a table.

One fellow said to the others, 'Let's pick a fight with that Welshman over there.'
His partner replied, 'Wait, we don't want to be arrested. Let's make him start the fight.'
The third Englishman said, 'Wait here chaps. I know how to do it.'

He went over to the Welshman and said, 'St David was a flippin' sissy.'
To this the Welshman replied, 'Ah well you don't say!' and calmly resumed drinking his beer.

The second Englishman now tried his luck and said to the Welshman, 'St David was a stupid fool that wore a dress!'
The Welshman again replied, 'You're very sharp, you don't say!' and calmly resumed drinking his beer.

The last Englishman told his friends he knew how to rile the Welshman and bounced up to the table and yelled, 'St David was an Englishman!'

The Welshman replied, calmly, 'That's what your mates were trying to tell me.'

Here in Northern California March came in like a lamb !!!

funny jokes!!:lol:

March came in like a lamb here in Iowa too-very, very nice with beautiful, bright :sunny: Maybe, just maybe spring isn't too far off.....

Walking into the bar, Mike said to Charlie the bartender, 'Pour me a stiff one - just had another fight with the little woman.'

'Oh yeah?' said Charlie, 'And how did this one end?'

'When it was over,' Mike replied, 'She came to me on her hands and knees.'

'Really,' said Charles, 'Now that's a switch! What did she say?'

She said, 'Come out from under the bed, you little chicken.'

:dizzy:

Cathy ~ This is my first March in Japan, so I don't know what to expect from the weather, but yesterday, the 1st, was a beautiful sunny day about 60 degrees.

Thanks for the welcome. I hope nobdy mids that I jumped in. It just looked to fun not too!

You, my dear, are about the only one to jump in without first asking, "WTH are you people talking about???" "Are y'all completely nuckin' futs???" :?:

Welcome aboard!!!:welcome3:

:drinkup: May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past. Irish Toast

Welcome MKYICE....I must advise you....you need to be half-whacked to participate here....

did anybody find what my invisible man said?....

I will be so sad to learn the new invisible trick and have it go to waste....

EZ...I've been called crazy a time or too! This thread just looked too fun to pass up!

*cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*

As my dear departed husband would say "It's like living in a kennel!"

*cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*

Ruth do u need a cough drop? Or a shot of booze? I hear one works better than the other!