ewwwwwwwwww.

*sigh*

Getting old is gonna suck...

By the way, it's not my fault that the plants are dead around here! *rolls up her pant's legs and gets to watering her landlady's mostly-dead landscape*

99 Bottles of beer on the wall

99 Posts left in this thread....

Right, it's mostly on your butt and navel. Sorry, Angie's been "sharing". ;)

or you are looking in my window again...

hair in the naval? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

better than hair in the throat...acckk...ackkkk

Good Morning :wave:

Good morning, Heidi. It's nice to know there are two civilized people in this thread.

looks like one of them is a liar....

Oh my.....Ruth is gonna get Gary! Let's sell tickets! We can have a tailgate party before the RUMBLE! Who is bringing the drinks?

I will as long as ya'll want Martini's... :dizzy::cool: I've got gobs of tickets I can sell - what should we do with the $$ we collect...Oh yes, our new accountant can handle that - whaa cha all think?:devil:

Sure, I can handle the embezzl........I, er, mean the funds for this operation.

OK who is putting beers back on the wall ? Where did 89 beers come from ? We will never get to where we are going if you put them back,,or are we going in reverse ?

Ok, Ok. So have we been drinking too much this past weekend that we forgot to count. By the way, who's counting. It's after 5 somewhere. I know at my home, the beers never went down below 12, no matter how many he drank. One reason I switched to Martini's. I can count them.

R we going somewhere? I am not prepared to go somewhere. I want to stay here. Please let me stay here!!

Go - stay - it's all realtive. We're here for a while, then we're there for a while and sometimes we just while away the time. Must be time for a drink. How many beers are left on the wall. AND why are there beers on the wall and not in the fridg?

:shrug: Beers are on the wall because someone put them there. :drinkup:

I come home from work early today and I come upon this nonsense...

pleezzzz...

let's all get back to the educated talks we used to have....

taking the dogs for a walk...

I better see some sensible material when I get back..

or else!

What type of materials is he looking for; silk, cotton, wool. What season is he thinking of. Thinking of..... making sense - we can go back to the previous sense conversation. I thought that was quite nonsensical. (?sp?)
Who drank all the beer anyway?

Plus

Equals=EZ answer there.



Ya just gotta be able to put 2+2 together and you'll get your answer. Guess I'll make a pretty good accountant, eh. :s:

Well, if counting counts, we can count on you to have the EZ answers.

Back from my walk...

but 2+2 does not = any beer BEFORE 2....if I ever got caught by Angie drinking that early she would have my bag of family jewels in her tool vise.

She has a tool vise!!! What a lucky lady. Having you and that too.... Too much.

My wife has more tools than I do!

And you walk the dogs, wOw, she is definitely a lucky lady. Maybe you should take her to the gambling casino - that's definitely a winner.

AND!! I am making her spinach lasagna tonight...

she was a "bad" girl this week-end.....

OK - she is definitely a lucky woman. Don't forget, spinach will give her muscles and she will continue to win the arguments. As for me, I eat spinach weekly - I never loose. (well, hardly every, the Martini's help.)

Almost time to be outta here and head for my WI. Then home to dinner- cooked by self - eaten by self- Guess that makes me a Martini drinking.

Does anyone recall how many bottles of beer on the wall, how many bottles of beer, after you take one down and pass it around, how many bottles of beer on the wall???

9 bottles of --- OW!!
I bit myself.... Stupid apples.... :corn:

Where is Bill! He can solve this mess!!

My X thought he was gonna get my tools during the divorce. Then he realized I still had his guns. He decided to get his hands off my tools real quick.

9 bottles of beer on the wall
9 bottles of beer
take one down and pass it around ..........
We might make it by St. Patricks day

Kinda a hard party to be the designated driver.

Shoot, this sucker is gonna be done by the weekend.

My lasagna is almost done...that's all I care about....

only took me an hour and 45 minutes to make it...

pretty sure the prep time was supposed to be about 45 minutes....

dang...

BANG

Someone said shoot...so I did - did I hit anything?

45 minutes ?
 

[quote=EZMONEY;3191205]My lasagna is almost done... ...

only took me an hour and 45 minutes to make it...

pretty sure the prep time was supposed to be about 45 minutes....


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Those beer breaks will slow you down !

You almost qualified as a Wyoming gal there. Right up until you asked if you hit anything. Ya know, we're very srs about Gun Control in WY. We HIT what we SHOOT at. No questions asked.

You must be from some sorry state, like, oh IDK, California, where the cops need to be told by their superiors that if your bullets keep bouncing off body armor, then you need to take a head shot. DER!!!

Not really....I can drink and cook at the same time....providing I start both at the same time!

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On this, the last and final threadkiller.