Originally Posted by EZMONEY:
I'm beginning to see a pattern here...

And we're only into the 14th Treadkiller. You're quick on the uptake, aren't you?

I think its Male Pattern BALDNESS that EZ is beginning to see.

If this abuse keeps up my only option will be to take my balls and go home.

Can one of you nice people kindly give me the link to the male bashing thread?

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Male Bashing
 

Originally Posted by BillBlueEyes:
Can one of you nice people kindly give me the link to the male bashing thread?

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I thought this was it.

Originally Posted by EZMONEY:
If this abuse keeps up my only option will be to take my balls and go home.

Guess you'll have to get Angie to get them out of her purse then.

Maybe she uses them for bookends. (It is alliterative!)

Originally Posted by Ruthxxx:
Maybe she uses them for bookends. (It is alliterative!)

... for little, bitty books....

You all do know that all this laughing hurts my hernias...which will be operated on Thursday... thank you....

I am pretty sure there will be no sneezing...coughing...lifting or laughing allowed for a while...

so knock it off....

I've never heard them referred to as "hernias"! Will you speak in a high voice once they are removed?

stop it!...owww...owww...ouch....

Maybe when it's done, he can get a job working in a harem.

Oh go ahead...everyone take a whack at 'em....

Will candy fall out if we whack them just right?

Here are instructions for Gary's surgeon.

You know, I'm actually starting to feel sorry for him. I'll get over it!

You ladies are killin' me!

Quite hilarious...

Already I am wondering how I will be able to make it here tomorrow w/o coffee in me....

Hernia surgery will be a piece of cake for me (since I'm OUT! during it) compared to not being able to drink my morning coffee!

Can we say HEADACHE!

Headache???
 

Originally Posted by EZMONEY:
Can we say HEADACHE!

With all due respect, Gary, you might ask your surgeon to point to where those hernias lie.

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Originally Posted by BillBlueEyes:
With all due respect, Gary, you might ask your surgeon to point to where those hernias lie.

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:D Bill, if he can't see them I am in a lot more trouble than I think! :D

What if he misses ? Will you be singing in the soprano section of the choir ?

http://www.gratitude-rocks.com/image...s%20stones.jpg

surgical instruments: the surgeon selects 2 that lie comfortably in his hands, brings the rocks into the correct position and:

WHACK!!!

bangs them together

Ok, now I really do feel sorry for Gary. No coffee? That's torture.

Ouch !!!!!!

Cry me a river then. I'm on Day 3 with NO CAFFEINE at all. I really wish people would quit telling me to smile before I have to kick someone's A$$!!!

Why in the world would anyone give up caffeine on purpose?...just doesn't make sense...

oh...your right...it is Ex-Miss TNT...

THANK ALL OF YOU FOR YOUR PM's AND JOKES! I will be eating my last meal before surgery soon....

Gary, will keep you in my thoughs and prayers. Be good to yourself!

Yes, all kidding aside, I hope all goes well and you are back here bugging us soon.

Going to the hospital in about an hour...all is well w/o coffee....so far.

Thanks for all the prayers and thoughts....I am calm!

Bon Voyage
 

Originally Posted by EZMONEY:
Going to the hospital in about an hour....I am calm!

For that, you're a better man than I am Charlie Brown.

Or you still don't know where the doctor will be fiddling.

Good luck Gary - my thought are with you.

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Adding my thoughts late today. I hope everything went well for you, Gary!

I wonder if Gary's operation caused the site to go down today. I hope they didn't snip a router.
Check in when you can, Gary. :hug: We promise to be as kind and gentle as possible for this lot.

Angie here-

Gary made it through his surgery with flying colors. :cheer3::cheer3:
It went quicker than planned -- a good thing.

Right now he is sitting in the recliner and resting. It is difficult for him to get up and walk around, and especially sit at the computer (that's more painful for him than the surgery.) ;);)

Thanks for all your prayers. He will be back here just as soon as he is able to sit up

Good to hear!

Glad he came through OK. Now, don't let him play it up too much. But, then again, he is a man. Expect the whining to last a while. hehehe

Good to know he's alright!
Get well soon, big fella.
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Thanks for the update, Angie, hope he's out walking the dogs in no time.

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So glad to hear that the surgery went well. I know he will be up and his olde self in no time! Thanks for the update Angie.

I'm also glad that Gary's surgery went well. Keeping you in my prayers for quick healing so you can come back here so we can keep on with the "bashing";) Take care and thanks to Angie!

Site's back!!!
 

Apparently, with Gary out of commission, it just wasn't profitable to keep 3FC on the air, LOL.

Since I can see the site now, presumably Gary's back. Hope you're recovering well guy.

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I think it is atrocious that EZ goes and implodes the site just cause he can't be on. Guess no one else is allowed to have any fun either.

so much catrching up to do. No rude, silly or off-center lines here... .yet.
Not until I catch up reading what's been going on OR, you could all update me. : 0 )