Monday morning and it is pouring with rain.
yuck.

Seems funny to see you say Monday morning when I haven't yet been to sleep for Sunday night!

good morning everyone it's monday :devil:

Monday morning here to...

Dutchgirl must be out of this world....

Happy last week of October. :yikes: Where the heck does the time go?

it's strange about time, the older you get the faster it seems to go. I am sure Bill will be able to expain to us how this can be possible.

I'm trying not to panic! I have so much to do before I check out.

Originally Posted by bargoo:
it's strange about time, the older you get the faster it seems to go.....

And the more hair grows on you where it shouldn't....and not where it should.

I"m glad peoples eyesight goes as they age, at my high school reunion sat night people were saying I looked better now than I did 35 years ago....hehe

A friend gave me this fridge magnet just last week..............
"I intend to love forever. So far, so good."

Jokes made for us!

Readers Digest 2004
Top 5 Smart A** Answers

Smart A** Answer #5:

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

Smart A** Answer #4:

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Smart A** Answer #3:

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Smart A** Answer #2:

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it,the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

AND NOW........FOR .THE..

1 SMART A** ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2004................

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it , no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart a** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

Oh my! I really laughed out loud at the last one. Thanks!

Windy, cold Tuesday here. I guess we are going to get colder, too.
I'm missing summer already......

Great jokes...

getting cold and windy here too but expect temps back in the 80's by the end of the week...

no rain for Halloween...good thing....those pirate cutouts would be a real bust!

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