[Leenie]

EXERCISE

It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the heck she is.

The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small
country.

And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

[meg 1+2]

Hey Henny Youngman....I needed that!!!! (oops might be dating myself)

Leenie that was so cute...almost as cute as you!!!!

Thanks for the laugh~~~~~~~~~Meg

[Tippy]

Oh Leenie, that's sooo funny! I read your ost to R this morning while he got ready for work.

[cathyxxx]

cute cute cute
this is why i took the day off from exercise today
haha

[LindaT]

Who is Henny Youngman?

[meg 1+2]

Linda,

Henny Youngman was the "king of one liners", he was a hoot! Maybe this will ring a bell..."take my wife....please".

He was best know for his rapid fire of one liners and he was extremely dry.

He died about 3 or 4 years ago in his early 90's.

Meg

[ChrissyB]

Thanks Leens these are funny!! I read them to DH and he enjoyed them too. Thanks for the laughs!!

[LindaT]

Meg I knew that. I was merely helping you date yourself

[meg 1+2]

Now why doesn't that surpirse me???????

I figured since you weren't sooooo young yourself heck you must know who he is....but I'd give you the benefit. I should of know better

Have a nice day!

Hey, nice kitty picture....is he/she really yours?????

Meg

[LindaT]

She is all mine. Or rather, I am all hers. I live in her house, ya know?

[SweetPeaOK]

Zooni is so pretty. You could have at least taken a "family" picture Linda. Or did Zooni not want to???

Loved the funnies Leens. Having the flabby thighs but the stomach covers them could be me. In a few years some of us can rewrite that to be "we have flabby thighs but the boobs cover them"

Meg when you will learn not to be so trusting??