"Oh go ahead" said Ms. Twig, "one's not going to hurt you".
I replied, "if I could eat just one I wouldn't weigh almost 300 pounds!" You should have seen the shock on her face as she said, "you do not weigh that much!"
"Actually yes, I do weigh that much, I'm morbidly obese and I need to get some of this weight off before it destroys my health."
She said, "Oh" took the box of cookies and walked away.
I know my co-workers don't hate me, they are just thin and don't get it. *sigh* I need to get out of here, go for a walk, and have a little chat w/God about my attitude.
Thanks for understanding and being on my side, it means a lot
Tenn
*eye roll*