OMG!!! Tooooooooooooo funny!!! :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: I wish I could get stuff off my chest--maybe THEN it'd be smaller!!! :rofl:

ok my turn:

It all started Friday night with a pizza. Now it was just a small pizza and I only had 3 teeny tiny pieces but still it was pizza non the less.
Saturday we went for dinner and I had chicken parm....no pasta but still it had breading on it. And don't forget the stupid ritz crackers they give you at the table with cheese. :mad:
Easter Sunday dinner was fine but I did indulge in some Triscuit crackers before dinner and I'm sure the amount of wine I consumed was not legal!
Then to drown my sorrows on Monday I had some cheetos and washed them down with some brownies that my mother dropped off at work :mad:
Went home and proceeded to down the remaining cheese from Easter with the previously mentioned Triscuits!

I WIN!

Boy it is tough to get back on the wagon though I have to say. Course I would go and have this stupid slip up the week before TOM....it is going to be a tough week.

Oh! It gets worse! I forgot to add my five (yes, five) Bud Lights to Thursday's total.

LMAO - Jina! That may be worse in carbs, but I didn't mention my drinking atrocities this weekend.

Friday night's drinks (in order!) : 2 green lights, 1 jack & diet, 1 shot of tequila, 1 jack & diet, 1 marichino cherry soaking in half a shot of 151 plus the 151, 1 jack & diet, 3 more shot of tequila. UGH!!!

I just remembered I ate an Auntie Anne's almond pretzel on Saturday and that was AFTER my nachos dipped in beans and a chalupa from Taco Bell.

But... I must say... the BF and I were some GASEY people this past weekend. (Don't fluff the covers EVER) So I guess that was punishment for the carbs.

OMG Star.... I drink 2.5 beers and I'm all sorts of drunk. that much would kill me.

lol@fluffing the covers. I've WARNED DH about that--and have gotten revenge quite a few times because of it ;)

I'm not sure how I do it, Shimma. Just know that my DH gets all sorts of pissed off when I drink like that and then bounce out of bed all perky and non-hung-over in the morning :lol:

Hmm...and I was tipsy with just the 2 bottles of bacardi O! And no way did I jump out of bed all perky like. Of course, I can't say I'm "perky" to begin with. :lol:

You know, I never had a hangover til I turned 23.... it's been downhill from there. Teaching turned me into a prude. Somebody save my party girl side!!!!! :P

Da da da da - DA DA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's Super Star to the rescue!!!! :D

You know, it wasn't until I had kids that I turned into a prude! I used to be wild (or wilder anyway)...now I'm so tame a kittycat could kill me :lol:

Shimma: I definitely think Star is your girl! I'm sure she'll come to your rescue!

We definitely all need to get together. I think everyone could be turned into party girls!

I could use a good night out on the town... providing it isn't a school night ;)