I was sitting on the bus yesterday when I saw a kid digging for gold. Of course, the next thing he did was put it in his mouth. It got me wondering, do boogers have calories???
Probably - but since they're a body fluid, they're already "part" of your body (and it's body weight), so for weight loss/gain purposes, I guess you'd only have to count them if you ate someone else's.
(I trumped your gross, let's see if anyone can do better).