My Wants List
Okay, so anyone who knows me from my how-many-years here knows that I have a serious obsession with Le Tour de France, even with Lance out of the picture.
I have forgiven Floyd and still think Basso would make a fine son-in-law (he and that cute little guy on the Red Sox team that just makes ME gaga).
Every July I watch these guys and drool over their butts. And I've come up with my list of wants and needs.
Thankfully, I have been blessed with everything I need. I've only to work on the Wants List.
I want a Tour butt.
I want to sit on a chair and have my thighs remain on the chair with no overhang. I want the chair to be my grandson's Big Bird chair.
I want to SEE my belly ring even when I'm sitting.
I want to stand with my feet together and still have a two-finger gap between my thighs.
I want to run five miles and have a bounce in my step, my ponytail, and my boobs. Nothing else.
I want the word jiggle to pertain only to Jell-O.
I want Susan Sarandon and Monica Bellucci to be jealous of ME dammit!
And I want it ALL before the war in Iraq ends!
Last edited by AnAbsoluteDiva; 07-08-2008 at 10:36 AM.
Reason: Misspelled "fine" and we can't have that!
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