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Old 08-18-2005, 06:55 AM   #1  
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Subject: how to call the police
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> >>
> >> > > George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed
> >>when his
> >>wife
> >> > >told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which
> >>she could
> >>see
> >> > >from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn
> >>off the
> >> > >light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing
> >>things.
> >> > >He phoned the police, who asked "Are any of those people in
> >>your house?"
> >>and
> >> > >he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that
> >>he should
> >>
> >> > >simply stay in his house, lock his doors and an officer would
> >>be along
> >>when
> >> > >available.
> >> > >
> >> > >George said,! "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned The
> >>police
> >>again.
> >> > >
> >> > >"Hello I just called you a few seconds ago Because there were
> >>people in
> >>my
> >> > >shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've
> >>just shot
> >>them
> >> > >all". Then he hung up.
> >> > >
> >> > >Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit,
> >>and an
> >> > >ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the
> >>police
> >>caught
> >> > >the burglars red-handed.
> >> > >
> >> > >One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said That
> >>you'd shot
> >> > >them!"
> >> > >
> >> > >George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
> >> > >
> >> > >(True Story) I LOVE IT...
> >> >
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Old 08-18-2005, 08:46 AM   #2  
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LOL...very cute
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Old 08-18-2005, 10:41 AM   #3  
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Love that one, Little Chick.
We've done something similar. We used to have a bar down the street from us (it's closed down for good now), and some nights were horrific with people fighting on the street. The police NEVER got here on time, and one night I called them and said, "Look. If you don't send someone immediately, my husband is planning on going out there with a baseball bat." (actually, it was ME that was planning on going out there with a bat. heh heh) They sent someone pretty damned quick THAT night!
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Old 08-18-2005, 01:12 PM   #4  
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Thats Funny

Thanks for sharing.


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Old 08-18-2005, 04:09 PM   #5  
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This was cute !! I had to pass it on...one of my "know it all" friends had to check to see if it was real...even though I said I didn't know if it was or not.. but anyway...he said it is substantiated but didn't show up in the papers in that state.
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Old 08-18-2005, 06:44 PM   #6  
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Shortiemetoo - lol! I'm one of those "know-it-all" sorts myself! My SIL is always forwarding me hoaxes that sound real that've been around for years (but she is young), and I'm always checking them and then letting her know it's not real! I'm probably annoying, but I hate to see people being taken in!
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too funny
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Old 08-19-2005, 09:25 AM   #9  
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I do the same thing!!
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