How to call the Police.
Subject: how to call the police
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> >> > > George Phillips of Meridian Mississippi was going up to bed
> >>when his
> >>wife
> >> > >told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which
> >>she could
> >>see
> >> > >from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn
> >>off the
> >> > >light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing
> >>things.
> >> > >He phoned the police, who asked "Are any of those people in
> >>your house?"
> >>and
> >> > >he said no. Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that
> >>he should
> >>
> >> > >simply stay in his house, lock his doors and an officer would
> >>be along
> >>when
> >> > >available.
> >> > >
> >> > >George said,! "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned The
> >>police
> >>again.
> >> > >
> >> > >"Hello I just called you a few seconds ago Because there were
> >>people in
> >>my
> >> > >shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've
> >>just shot
> >>them
> >> > >all". Then he hung up.
> >> > >
> >> > >Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit,
> >>and an
> >> > >ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the
> >>police
> >>caught
> >> > >the burglars red-handed.
> >> > >
> >> > >One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said That
> >>you'd shot
> >> > >them!"
> >> > >
> >> > >George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
> >> > >
> >> > >(True Story) I LOVE IT...
> >> >
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