Hey Noodles, I'll join you in high dudgeon! MY pet rat, Ratlet, was quite the clean fellow. No one could pick a corn cob cleaner than my baby!
Of course, there was the time in college when he got out of his cage, hid in the closet, and chewed through my roomate's cashmere sweater.....
He's long gone, but I still have a teensy scar on my nose from the time we were napping and he bit me. (Let me assure you, rats CAN fly...when whacked across the room by someone coming out of a sound sleep!

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As for genesis of "craptacular"...did your husband watch "The Critic"---the cartoon with Jon Lovitz as the portly movie reviewer? I was thinking it came from there. But wait....maybe not. I'm thinking of his comments about a science fiction movie, for which he proudly coined the phrase "Fanta-crap."
If you guys haven't seen The Critic, DO, if you have the chance. (It's sometimes on Comedy Central.) Critic Jay Sherman (Lovitz) fights the battle of the bulge, and it's a hoot.
Megan