:rofl:

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde
came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other
and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I
have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know
exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw
what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it
wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up
and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of
course, its right there."

If your not sure what a 7I0 is, click below on the URL:

http://rtccom.net/~mfjgolf/710.jpg <http://rtccom.net/%7Emfjgolf/710.jpg>

:lol:

lol, poor blondes. glad i am a brunette.

Okay I made this one up when I just jonesing for carbs.

Why was the gravy grounded from the french fries?







Cause it got saucy.

I know its corny but I never made up a joke before..

Trixi, we'll give you an "A" for effort. :lol:

Cute! :)

Hope this isn't a no-no on this board. For those who can handle it, another little carb joke. what do you see when the pillsbury doughboy bends over?
doughnuts

Cute!!! :lol:

A three year old boy in his bath examined his testicles and asked.

"Mommy, are these my brains?"

Mom said, "Not yet, honey."

Donna, this is Alternachicks. We condone almost anything weird/rude. :D

*BELLLLLLLLLLLLLCH*

*grins proudly*

...oh, this isn't the belching contest thread? Whoops. :o

:lol3:

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says....

"HEBREWS"

very cute! :coffee: :coffee: