I research dumb stuff. Once I found a whole slew of schizophrenics that kept on-line journals. That kept me busy for an afternoon. Sometimes I'll watch the news and they're reference something interesting and I'll make a mental note to look up when I get to work. When I had a real cube job, I used to spend a lot of time writing. The stories I would come up! All bitter and angry and had something to do with me jumping out of the 14th story window (in case you're worried, the windows were locked

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