You mean like this morning? I got up a little late and decided to treat myself to a veggie omlette for breakfast, and I set off my smoke alarm that is connected to the security system I never activated. Sooooo, dog barking furiously, cats hiding and near heart attacks, I call the security company. I explain to the woman 5 times that I never activated my service, and she KEEPS asking for my password. She patches me through to a man who AGAIN asks for my password. I tell him, "Look. I don't pay you monthly for service. I am not connected to you in any way, nor am I connected to the fire department. I simply have smoke alarms that are connected to MY inactive security system and I need a very generic passcode to make it stop yelling at me!" He proceeded to give me a string of 6 digits that made the screaming stop. So, 15 minutes later, I have a 1/2 done omlette and 3 animals that are still freaked out. I got to work 10 minutes late, and all I really want is a doughnut (or for calgon to take me away).
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