a poem for all of us

  • Inside me,
    There's a thin Woman
    Crying to get out
    But I can usually shut the
    ***** up with Cookies


  • Jiff, you are too funny!!!
  • Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can
    usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake...


  • It's almost a haiku!
  • OMG I have not heard of a haiku since grade school (see you really don't use everything you learn!)
    I can usually shut my skinny ***** with mexican food!
  • Ice cream works here too....

    Jiff, toooooo funny!
  • I love cookies!
  • I usually sit on mine while I watch TV and eat popcorn.
  • Here is a haiku (since you guys asked):

    I am not that fat,
    I am just really big boned,
    Also a large ***.
  • matt! omg! that one's even better!