Hey guys, how goes? I tried to check in over the weekend on my phone but then it lost my long post and then I got mad and didn't. So here I am, first day back at work, checking in. I've done my post vacation weigh in- it was pretty much as bad weight-wise as I estimated it would be- 199.5lbs, a weight I've not been since 2011. That said, I'm very much back on top of things and even though it's hard, I've been on track and within calories since Friday. My next big goal is to start exercising, but I want to get my eating to be a proper habit first- so at least a week of eating this way. I'm trying to stay low-ish carb (by which I mean under 100g a day) or a carbs with only 1 meal a day (not counting vegetables).
Travel-wise, my trip was pretty epic. I went to 8 Caribbean countries (9 if you count the French and Dutch sides of Saint Martin/Sint Maarten differently like the locals do- even though the rest of us are like

surrrrreeee. They do have completely different citizenships, laws and governmets) and explored colonial history, walked around old towns, visited monuments and forts, went to museums, hiked a mountain, did a rainforest trek, bathed in volcanic mud, went down a submarine, trekked the bottom of the Caribbean sea and played with fish, went to markets, shopped, and tried new foods and local cuisine. And that was all before I got back to the US. I was in DC but I've been many times before and so done all the tourist-y things except the Museum of African American History but getting tickets to that was a lot more effort than I was willing to put in. Fortunately, my room/suitemates from college made a trip of it over Memorial Day weekend and we hung out and one of them is local and took us to the foodie-est spots. I went for a meal that was actually called the "Endless Carnivore's Brunch," went to a pie restaurant (yes a restaurant that serves ONLY pies; savoury and sweet; a hipster tea shop with ALL the goods and tea-blends which was my DC food/drink highlight since I don't drink coffee and so Starbucks and Costa and Nero and all the coffee shops are kind of not my jam- but this was the cooler better, healthier version of that. Also, my friends made up for their failure to indoctrinate me in American ways when I lived in America and took me to play skeeball and mini golf for the first time in my life. To summarize, I really suck, but it was fun.
In other news, I got my hair done on Friday and hated it so much that on Saturday, instead of just untwisting my hair and washing and restyling it like a normal person, I walked into a barbers and shaved my head. Because I suppose that's the appropriate reaction to a hairstyle you don't like. Mind, I'd never in my life been to a barbers to cut my hair but oh well, you only live once. I now have a tapered haircut with short back and sides and a curly high top (I took off about 9 inches off the top and the back and sides are cut close to my head). I love it and think I might keep my hair short for a while, maybe grow the top out a bit or cut it down further, who knows? My family is a bit shocked though and my mom thinks I escalated crying to her about my hairstyle to shaving my head a little too fast.
Jenni: I'm horrified to hear about your bad water. That's terrible. We had contaminated water as well when i was young- both from a petrol pipe leak and a sewage leak and it's incredibly unpleasant and somewhat frightening. But at least here, being 3rd worldly, we were aware the city water wasn't safe to drink out of the tap, in America, I know lots of people just drink the water straight as it's supposed to be safe. That's so wrong. I hope your weekend home reno plans went well and you accomplished all you wanted.
Lemon: Heyyy! I'm with you on everything! The shooting up a decade and now the hopefully equally quick slide back down and beyond. I weighed on Friday at 199.5 and today at 197, so I'm encouraged but weekends are HARD. Weekdays are hard too, who am I kidding, everyday is hard! It took 2 days to get home, which was my fault. I don't live two days away from America- more like 14-ish hours. But I flew a middle eastern airline which took me beyond home and then half way back so it was really nice, but it was a long journey. I spent the first 2 days back dealing with jetlag and hair drama so food wasn't really a priority. But yesterday and today have been a challenge trying to overcome the munchies and wean myself from months of bad eating habits and not sticking to plan. I wasn't going to but since you asked, I summarized my trip above. It's funny how putting stuff away is the hardest part of any chore- whether it's putting the laundry away or putting the groceries away. I'm praying that you can have a nap today or at least a good (full) night's sleep tonight.
Uber: 73lbs is AMAZING!!! Well done!!!! We all know it's not an easy journey and appreciate how fantastic it is to have stuck to it so long! ALL the NSVs as well though!!!!!!

I feel you about laundry misshapen clothes- the short and wide is THE WORST!!!
Diane: How've you been? I hope your team is doing well. I love live sporting events. Football (soccer) is my favourite and it's my dream to live near my team and have a season ticket. You say ball park, so I'm assuming you're referring to a baseball team? Are they in MLB? Are they good or are they frustrating you to tears? How into it are you- do you know all the stats? I always hear baseball people speaking in stats. I watch cricket sometimes which is similar and likes a stat as well but not as much as baseball. I've never been to a baseball game or watched a full match, what kind of snacks are there? At football, it's meat pies or sausage rolls or occasionally sandwiches and a warm drink (because English weather) or a soda, what's the food like in baseball? Are you back on a normal sleeping schedule yet? Did you get back your workout mojo?
Sakai: I hope you get some surprise rainfall as well. This is the rainiest month of the year where I live and it rains heavily every single day so I'm mentally willing some of our rain to you. How scary to live under the threat of forest fires. Re: nuts, there are these amazing nuts called Pili Nuts, they are delicious and basically taste like buttery magical goodness and they're pretty much all fat, no carb. I found them on Amazon when I was looking for keto snacks for my mom last year but I'm more in love with them than she is. They're kind of spendy, so as delicious and no-carb as they are, you're not going to want to eat that much of it because $$$, but they might be worth a try and they'll bump up your fat and add nothing to your carb. I got the sprouted kind from a brand called Hunter Gatherer Natural Foods from Amazon but I think it might be slightly cheaper on their site and there are other brands. Also, if you're bored with food and you're on Instagram, for sure check out @lchf_italian - her meals are simple and doable but they are super delicious looking and even non-keto me gets an attack of the noms. I like Instagram so when my mom was doing keto, I basically followed all the people with yummy, doable-looking food- so maybe check that for inspiration if you haven't already. How exciting about the trees! When do you begin to get fruit? By the way, I'm glad to hear that your man's surgery went well and he's feeling better about the whole situation- I remember you saying the apprehension was causing him a lot of stress. Thank God, all was well in the end.
Alright guys, this has already been pretty long. I hope you guys have wonderful day.