Two 2 year olds and a bald eagle

  • Thanks, Onederchick, for finding the link for me.
    Thanks, Hello Nurse, for posting it in the first place.

    I'm currently at 2 2 year olds and a bald eagle. Aiming for 24 chihuahuas.


    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human’s skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives American eats each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gal bottle of water or average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
    66 pounds = fats and oils an avg American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an avg American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony
  • Oh my!! Thanks for re-posting this for us newer peeps! What a matter of perspective!

    I'd like to lose one brick of gold please! (words I never thought I'd say!!)
  • I have lost an elephant's penis and a Chihuahua

  • I'm almost at an automobile tire, but I long for the day I've lost a two month horse.
  • haha.. I have lost a human brain and a sperm whale brain... that's a LOT of brains to be losing. I'm close (if not there already) to losing an automobile tire... but it definately isn't a tire off my truck, those things weigh way more than 20 pounds
  • DUDE!!! I used to weigh more than ARNOLD!!! That's just awful!!!
  • I'm changing my goal. I want to lose an elephant's penis. What a cool claim to fame that would be. I love this list!
  • Holy crap. I needed to lose a 2 month old horse????? Wth?? That puts it scarily into perspective!
  • So I've lost a newborn calf . . . and need to lose the amount of trash I throw away in a month . . .
  • Quote: I'm changing my goal. I want to lose an elephant's penis. What a cool claim to fame that would be. I love this list!
    Bahahahah! That's hil-ar-E-ous! In total I have a baby giraf to lose...left I have almost a gold brick...if it were only made of gold I might get someone to take it off my hands...
  • Thanks!

    Nice to know I've already lost something between an Irish Setter and a gold brick, but even more amazing....by the time I get to goal it will be somewhere between an newborn calf and a 2 month old horse. Wow...
  • I'm shooting to lose just about a baby giraffe... too bad I can't let it live in my yard to keep my trees pruned!
  • I have lost 2 average 2 year olds and 10 dozen large eggs!
  • So far I have lost 10 dozen Large Eggs and still need to lose the World’s Largest Ball of Tape . Interesting. I wonder where this ball of tape is located, lol.
  • You are so funny Ronante!