I just wanted you to know that I am breaking up with you today! You weren't my perfect match, so we could never work. Just wanted to say goodbye to you forever, hope you find someone you're compatible with, but its not me. Oh and by the way, take the 20lbs I've dropped with you. One more thing, tell the 240s I'm coming for them next.
Peace out_
Shia







This is hilarious, and so so wonderful!!