I thought of some more!
Chiming in on booths where the tables are too close to the seat... I was babysitting my friend's kids, so, we went to Burger King. Me, my daughter, my boyfriend, friend's son ( 4 ), and daughter (2 ). I was pretty embarrassed when I was being squished by the edge of that damn table.
Also, back fat folds. I hate how it looks, you can totally see that crap in the right shirt, especially when it's being squished all over the place by a bra.
Chub rub is on the list, of course.
Arm flaps. It seriously made me consider what I'm wearing when I wave. LOL.
The smack sound of fatty parts hitting other fatty parts, usually unexpectedly, and especially mortifying when it happens around the boyfriend. LMFAO!
The camping chairs... You just know you're going to end up bending them somewhere.
Sub-par sex because you don't want to be in a position where you're just kind of hangin'. Doggy style is bad for this, especially if your partner tries to reach around/under to find your girly bits and they get a handful of flab. Ew. I've learned to stuff a pillow underneath my tummy to try to hide the hang.
Shopping/eating out is always uncomfortable.
Falling. We have lots of snow/ice, and I fell just last week when I was walking back home from taking my daughter to the bus. Luckily, it was just onto one knee, and not a huge spill all over the place. LOL. I was also grateful that it happened in an area where I don't think anyone was looking, and even if they were, it was just near some old people's house, and some old dude who lives with his alcoholic son. No one I care to impress.
Hooray for being able to laugh at ourselves!
Just thought of another, someone reminded me... Wearing jeans and other stupidly inappropriate clothes in the summer to cover up my fat legs/arms. I can't tell you how many times I've been camping and wore nothing but jeans and hoodies even though it was 80 degrees. How sad.
