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Old 07-07-2007, 12:04 AM   #1  
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Default Name a newspaper/website you think will describe you someday!!
Not that I don't absolutely LOVE it here -- but where would you like to be some day (must be fictional name!!) --

Headline -- Tall, thin super mom climbs Everest for the fourth time!!
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Old 07-07-2007, 11:24 AM   #2  
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Everest!! Wow!!

I could go for "Former Fattie Flies through her Fifth Marathon!!!"
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Old 07-07-2007, 11:59 AM   #3  
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Old 07-07-2007, 05:19 PM   #6  
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Okay here's one for everybody --

"Members of 3 Fat Chicks website hit the 1 Million pounds lost mark and make the Guinness Book of World Records".
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Old 07-07-2007, 06:42 PM   #7  
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McDonald's Stock plummets unexplicably...future uncertain!!! heheheh
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Old 07-07-2007, 07:18 PM   #8  
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Old 07-07-2007, 07:21 PM   #9  
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McDonald's Stock plummets unexplicably...future uncertain!!! heheheh
Good one!

How about this? "Lane Bryant Out of Business as Hordes of Women Get in Shape and No Longer Have Only One Option in Shopping Malls! Women Actually Turn to Stores Where They Aren't Forced to Buy Overpriced Low-Quality Clothes!!"

Sorry...I just got really sick of paying too much money for their crappy clothes over the years... I'm glad they were there, of course, because I had no other option except the old-lady plus-size stuff in department stores. LB knows we have no other option, so they charge an arm and a leg for clothes that aren't even well made.
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Old 07-07-2007, 07:31 PM   #10  
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Old 07-07-2007, 07:55 PM   #11  
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How about this? "Lane Bryant Out of Business as Hordes of Women Get in Shape and No Longer Have Only One Option in Shopping Malls! Women Actually Turn to Stores Where They Aren't Forced to Buy Overpriced Low-Quality Clothes!!"
awesome one!! I'm so sick of having 2 stores in my town to buy clothes! and paying $30 for a plain t-shirt is robbery!!
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Old 07-07-2007, 08:05 PM   #12  
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Sorry...I just got really sick of paying too much money for their crappy clothes over the years... I'm glad they were there, of course, because I had no other option except the old-lady plus-size stuff in department stores. LB knows we have no other option, so they charge an arm and a leg for clothes that aren't even well made.
Yes, yes, yes! I hate this, too. I find a lot of cute plus-sized clothes at Marshall's, but they never have a wide selection of bras, underwear, or cute lingerie. I noticed that today and groaned when I realized I'd have to go to LB for that.
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Old 07-07-2007, 11:19 PM   #14  
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On that note --
"Lane Bryant stock bought out by 3FC Subscribers and clothing prices drop to affordable levels for all their friends!!!"

Available immediately -- sizes 1x and up available everywhere at the SAME PRICE as a size 0!!!!
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Old 07-07-2007, 11:41 PM   #15  
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Former fatty, turned drop-dead gorgeous lands man of her dreams, and lives happily ever after...


Sorry, its the best I could come up with. Its the only thing I dream about.
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