So there I was at work, quiet night watching a scary movie a la Netflix. I jump and yell at an especially scary part (not my usual style but its a good movie) one of the Deputies heard me from the back of the office.
The movie is getting gooooood to I turn it off (only 20 min left on shift) and save the rest for this morning, I go to the bathroom and then the kitchen to do a little inmate meal paperwork before I leave, I am rounding the corner and decide to go back for a couple small cookies that were stashed in the freezer. I'm contemplating them, only 140 calories and I have it to spend....hmmmm....yummm.....yesss......THEN RAAAAAWWWWR!!!! its just a black stocking cap, mean looking man, big heavy boots, running at me from the utility closet!!! He was laying in wait for me. I nearly pooped my pants, and I am not kidding. Sent me screaming and running back into the kitchen.
Hahhaha, I'm about to start the movie again this morning, and I laugh to myself thinking about it. Then I realize - I completely forgot about the cookies.
1426, I might hire you.