wanted to share this with you ladies, thought it was too cute!
Why God made Moms -- BRILLIANT Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions!!
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He Just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you Your mother & not some other mom?
1. We're related
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms & dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
JANE...you know...earlier when I read that Gina was going for her ultra sound, I kept thinking, my birthday is a good day, lol! That is cool! but how many babies have actually been born on their due date? None of mine were. I am getting you and Mindee confused...was thinking pink thoughts for you, oops! Blue for you...I am excited for Gina and Terry
And, I do hope and pray that sometime soon Dale can find a good job close to home. I do know how hard it is seeing your hubby go off to work for days. Your dinner sounds delicious.
NORMA...just received the gift card today and I want to THANK YOU once again!
It will help a bunch!
Have a good one!
I made sure after that if I had to miss I called. The sad thing is she quit without much warning after that. 
She was a biotch sometimes but she was a good doc and I do miss her. And, well, of course if you are not ovulating you're not going to get pregnant. I went through that after we lost out little Nathan. We tried for a couple of years after. I took the pills to regulate my TOM and some fertility drugs that didn't work. After that we decided if it happened it happened. Anyway, if she was good it probably would have been better to stick with her than to find someone else and have to basically start all over. But then you are supposed to be comfortable with your doc. About jury duty...they usually pick a lot more than they need because they have to go through questioning before they are picked...like are you prejudice against a certain race, etc. If you answer yes you get the boot and they move on to the next person. Also, if someone gets sick while the trial is going on and can't fulfill their duty they need backups.
Well, I'm making a chicken casserole for dinner tonight, and although it's early, I've got the chicken cooking and it sure does smell good. I'll assemble it all at suppertime and bake it then. 
Thanks, for everything. Time to Say Goodbye......
Everyone here is trying in their own way -- this is, after all, a weight loss site, and there's a reason we all came here in the first place. I don't know about the rest of y'all, but I didn't get to this weight eating carrots and celery and jogging every morning 
Each of us has our own struggles and our own challenges, and we just try to support and encourage each other the best we can, and tell each other things that worked for us, share any victories we do have (no matter how small they may seem), and try to help each other up when we stumble. 
Myself, I've been at a stupid plateau since February and the scale won't budge (at least not in the RIGHT direction), I've been struggling to maintain the weight I've lost, I'm on at least two different meds that can cause weight gain (although the doctor listened to me today and is trying me on one that is supposed to be better, but there is no substitute for my nerve pain medicine), I hurt all the time so I don't want to exercise and I'm tired of whining about it all the time so I don't post very often, and I'm depressed as **** and I'm trying not to eat because I'm depressed, but all I want is chocolate and bread, preferably both, preferably at the same time, and I'd eat dark chocolate sandwiches if I thought I could get away with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
-- because you are different and unique, just like all the rest of us! 
Please keep us updated on the ultrasound! I'd like to know if you're having a blue in the future! (won't he be spoiled if he were a boy amongst all them pretty little girls!)
