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Old 12-03-2011, 02:54 PM   #1  
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From a "newly ten" young friend:

Q. What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
A. It would go to a re-tail shop for a new one!

Q. Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
A. Rude-olph!

Q. Why did Santa's helper see a therapist?
A. Because he had low elf esteem!

Q. How do elves greet each other?
A. "Small world, isn't it?"
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Old 12-03-2011, 07:27 PM   #2  
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Cute, Ruthie!
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Old 12-03-2011, 08:45 PM   #3  
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That's funny.
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lol. I like the low elf esteem one.
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Old 12-04-2011, 06:28 AM   #6  
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Ruth, thank you for that cute ness. Need more of it, smiles are great.
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I sure needed that laugh today!!!!
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