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Old 05-08-2011, 06:37 AM   #1
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1. My mother taught me to APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just cleaned."

2. My mother taught me about RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle
of next week!"

4. My mother taught me about LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me about FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me about IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

8. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks like a tornado went through it."

9. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

10. My mother taught me about the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

11. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of children in this world who don't have
wonderful parents like you do."

12. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

13. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

14. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they'll freeze that way."

15. My mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on. I know you'll be cold."

16. My mother taught me about HUMOR.
"When that lawnmower cuts off your toes, don't come
running to me."

17. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

18. My mother taught me about WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
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So true! And I find myself saying the same things, even now.
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I love this!! HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, EVERYONE!
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