Ah, the dreaded wooden spoon! My girlfriend has always threatened her kids with that, but at 16 and 18, they're a little too old to take her seriously.
Amy, find an alternative and let the soda scream - it has nothing on you! It's when everything else calls your name you need to worry!
But the good thing is that we're all stronger than those things that call after us, right?
Freddie - good to see you here. Hope you're feeling better every day, and keep on posting!