I was getting my back scratched last night (ahh, nice treat once in a while) and my SO comments that the bones in my back are starting to show. Okay, liking the sound of this.
Then he grabs some of my loose skin in his fist ( but what can I say?) and says "Look at all this skin all over you. A few months ago it was full of fat!"
Honestly, I didn't know what to say. Of course the back scratch was officially over at that point. I smacked his hand away and got up and stormed off.
If that was an insult it hit home. If it was a compliment, well, he needs work