Actually, that might not be a bad idea
... got me some jumper cables down in the garage ...
Too funny, Tiki -- I haven't seen the movie but can just picture that scene! Congratulations on staring down the goodies.
In my WW meetings, one of the oldie but goodie sayings was: "I'm come too far to take orders from a cookie (or fill in the blank for whatever the goodies are)". You've come
way too far to take orders from junk food!
And when all else fails, do what I do -- swear at them. Seriously. I once told the KKs to f*** themselves, out loud, in my grocery store.
I'm proud of you, chickie!