A busload of politicians were driving down a country
road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road
and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.
The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over
to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and
bury the politicians. A few days later, the local
sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the
old farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The old farmer said he had buried them.
The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL
The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they
weren't, but you know how them politicians lie."